7 peer -grade couples, enough for you to laugh for a week, just enjoy the weekend!

7 extra -fine couples, enough for you to laugh for a week, just be happy to the weekend!

(one)

For a little bit of things, his wife has been scolding and unhappy.

Husband: Wife, the most important thing between husband and wife is tolerance. Don't be awkward for a little bit.

Wife: I really can't tolerate you!

Husband: Why?

My wife slap is a slap: I asked you to buy a bag for me yesterday. You are not willing to buy it. Without the bag, how do you let me tolerate you?

(two)

The daughter brought a lot of snacks to the school and gave her the little boys she liked. Dad pretended to be jealous and said, "You can leave me! Anyway, I am also your lover in your life!"

The daughter glanced at her father and sighed and said, "That's all in the last life. What are you mentioning now?"

(three)

The buddy came to eat at home, and his wife took out a few bottles of beer. Her husband said, "Open?"

L's wife said innocently, "How can I drive without a bottle?"

Her husband pointed to his head and said, "Use here?"

If his wife thought about it, he picked up the bottle and smashed it on her husband's head fiercely.

(Four)

I received a call from a scammer: "We are from the bank. I just asked that your bank card consumed 300,000 US dollars outside yesterday. Did you consume it?"

I said, "Yes, I consume it myself."

The scammer was silent for 3 seconds, and then said, "You can really brag, I am convinced, bye!"

(five)

Several buddies are complaining about marriage and missing the happy time of once single dogs.

I said: People still have to complain less. In reality, my standard of living after marriage has improved a lot!

Several buddy sneered at each other: Pull down, you will blow up!

I said: I have evidence, three obvious improvements!

A few buddy asked: What evidence?

I said: increased weight, increased blood pressure, and higher hairlines!

(six)

On the way home, I met a fortune -telling master. I asked, "Master, can you help me calculate, when can I make a fortune?"

The master didn't speak, and only stretched out three fingers.

I asked with ecstasy: "You mean three years later?"

The master shook his head.

I went on to ask, "Isn't it thirty years later?"

The master still shook his head.

I asked again: "You mean I am thirty years old, isn't it?"

The master couldn't stand it, and finally said, "If you want to count the hexagrams, pay 30 yuan first!"

I:……

(seven)

A 80 -year -old man married a 20 -year -old girl, and his friends said to him, "It's really wronged to be a girl, you can be her grandfather."

The old man was very dissatisfied: "I'm more aggrieved. Her grandfather is two years younger than me, and I have to pretend to be a grandson!"

Send to the group friends! Let everyone cool the hot days!

- END -