Lao She: Everyone who beats his wife should be prison

The artist should use art as his wife, in fact, he is a bachelor. In the next leisure, I often write some novels. Although I haven't lived in the literary artist once, I also feel the burden of the family. Whenever the disaster trapped in oil and salt sauce vinegar, I thought of being alone, and I was full of peace.

Most of the families are caused by children. No need to mention the cost of educating, but just to cry and cry, it has been panicked. The little girl was three years old, and she was waiting for me to draw a circle on my manuscript. It is still reasonable to make people feel angry! Otherwise, I just think of a good sentence, hovering in my mind, confident is enough to be ashamed of Shakespeare, if I can write it. When it was also, Xiaosirala's elbow whispered, "Go to the park to see monkeys?" So I have not yet become Shakespeare. Children's children are one year old, and they do n’t know how to watch monkeys, but they are good at kissing, closing their eyes, and open mouth exhibitions with four small teeth. If I was fine, he asked him to close his eyes, exposed, and the little fat man would always be in the west. I rushed to pick up the pen. His set was all coming. Not only did his face, closed eyes, but also "fingers" made me also perform these tricks. what else can we do? Intersection

This is pretty good. It is difficult to do if you don't sleep in the afternoon and don't sleep in the afternoon. By four o'clock in the hour, her troubles started, and at five o'clock, I had no taste. Nothing is right, even the monkeys in the park have become stinky, and the reason why monkeys smell should be responsible. When the little fat man also has such a sleepy without sleep, most of them are in trouble at the same time as Xiaoji. Two little drunks are looking for problems together. I am afraid that Zhuge Liang has to sing empty city planning. There is no way! When such a hand is captured, there will be one or two express letters -urge the manuscript! I had to lose my temper.

After a while, the wife was in a hurry. The family of four became a drunk, and it was amazing. Adults say divorce, what a child says is not, blindly confused in the debate of divorce. After seven o'clock, the two little angels were too difficult to move, and the declaration of divorce was invisible. This is pretty good. When you meet the little fat man to teeth, it is really good. Not only is there no reason during the day, but you have to go to night shift at night. After a while, if he was stunned by a needle, he teeth, and no one had to plan to sleep. His teeth were neat, and everyone became a red -eyed tiger.

However, this does not hinder the development of love in the family, and the ingenuity of life seems to be here. I remember Frank Harris seemed to have had such a record: he said that Wilde was tried in the church for that unveiled case. At the beginning, he talked with a lot of humor. As soon as the plaintiff proposed a few male prostitutes as witnesses, Wilde had no pulse and failed. Harris thought that Wilde would say, "I am a drama, and in order to observe life, everything is associated. If I do n’t contact these people, where do I find the characters in the drama?" Even if the lawsuit is lost, the lawsuit is lost!

Putting Wang Erd aside; the artist is more experienced, Harris's opinion, if it was not for Wang Erde, it would be good. Even the family's tiredness is the same. Take the children to say — then come to the topic -love them, think of them, no matter what, it is also a very valuable experience.

When there is no child, a person's world has never discovered the Americas. Children are Columbus and bring people to the New World. This new continent is not far away, just on the familiar streets and home. You see, when there is no child, when there is no child, there seems to be only barber gallery, rice shop, bookstore, post office, etc. I can't think of the significance of baby hospitals, sugar food shops, toy shops, etc. Even the medicines and powder for many babies in the pharmacy, the advertisement of the baby pills on the newspaper, and the small socks and shoes in the department store are significantly more than this, hard work. As the little angel descended from Tianfei, my eyes seemed to wear a pair of magnifying glass. The market was still the same. I did n’t know how many times it had been related to me! Infant hospitals are not only hanging on the sign, but also doctors in the dare. Not only do you have a doctor, but he is still very angry, but he can't offend at all. With the rune given by the doctor and go to the pharmacy, dare to love those small bottles and small cans. Not only do you want to buy the white juice in the bottle and the medicine cakes of various colors, but also you have to buy a bottle jar, the powder of the powder, the touches of milk, nipples, sanitary diaper, and a lot of gadgets!

Those small cloaks and small furniture in department stores have also made a meaning; the things that thought of this one fell swooped now, and now they have become it. Sometimes the small items I want in the shop, I still have a lot of items, and I still have a lot Looking down on what they mean: How can you not prepare this thing? Intersection Slowly, the shops on the street have my footprints except the gold shop and antique shop; even the pawnshop is strange. The people in the shop are gradually familiar, and they can even talk about it casually. They are centered on children, and they are quite delicious. Guys, the shopkeeper, it turned out not only to buy and sell the cabinet, but also children at home! Some shops dare to allow me to debate, as if I have a child, my personality is better, and I can be trusted. The three quarters (three sections: refers to the Spring Festival, Dragon Boat Festival and Mid -Autumn Festival).

Children expand the world and show the hidden things. No children can't understand this. Looking at the children of other people's house, fat and obese, neatly, you always feel that children should be like this. When they are in life, they wear small caps and small jackets, as if the little chicks are born with a yellow velvet. When you have a child, you can know that things are not so simple. A little doll can provide all the experiences that can be provided by industry and commerce in the world to give the whole family with all the experience of laughing and resentment. The child is indeed a small living god! With a small living god, the family will be lively. On the window sill, I always think that it is a place for flowers. In the summer, the window was opened, and the wind blows the flowers and leaves gently, and there is a burst of fragrance in the house. In winter, the sun shines on the flowers, making some colors and anger in the whole house. Later, with children, those flower pots were mysteriously disappeared, and the window sill was full of bottle jars, which could not be clear. Sometimes the diaper is on the writing desk, and the bottle is fell to the bookshelf. It only made a sense of sweeping. Yes, it was necessary to clean up a meal at that time, otherwise it would be dangerous to bury people. When I was eliminated last time, I found Dante's "Divine Comedy" under the bed. I don't know why this old guy is playing there!

The number of people has also increased, and there are many problems. When there is no child, it is enough to use a servant, and now you have to use at least two. In the past, the servant "took sugar" and could not be used for the time being. No one cooks, so he eats outside, and no one has to control anyone. With a child, this pride put away early. No one was washed with diapers for three days, and people in the room should not come in again. It is necessary to manage the items such as milk. If you know that it is difficult to hygienic, the baby bottle has to be hot five or six times a day; no servant can not work! If a servant has to make trouble, there is no way!

There are many ways to have a lot of things to be immediately. Children will not wait for the "National Alliance" to slowly solve children's problems. This has experienced experience. Go to buy medicine in the middle of the night. There was a small mouth on the door of the pharmaceutical shop. You can pay the medicine to get the medicine. Earlier, I didn't know this trick. In the Western Pharmacy, I dare to fight and fight. Without waiting for him to speak, I proposed: "Or four cents and five?" This "still" made our province five cents and a expert. This is another trick. I have a workshop to find the old mother. When the ticket expires, I can still be extended by the profit. I have learned by me. Without thinking about it, probably since I have my children, my experience has given me at least more than one college diploma. The college diploma was pulled out from the textbook, but now I read a live book without a head.

Even my own body will be deformed now. After the command of the children, I have to pretend to be a horse, and I have to install it. Not only is I pretending to be a cow, I also learn to endure sex. The little fat man feels that it is interesting to "walk away", and I have to go away; I only do it once, and it will never work. We have changed their minds, and we can "stand up". Here, I experience the greatness of motherhood, and I feel that the people who hit my wife should be prison.

(Source Internet, for exchanges only, invading and deleting)

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Facing the sea, looking for light with black eyes. On November 16, 2015, the Poetry Society of Sleeping Poetry Club, the Poetry Club took the mission of "speaking for grassroots poets" and the purpose of promoting the "spirit of poetry", that is, the pursuit of the truth, kindness and beauty of poetry, the artistic innovation of poetry, and the spirit of poetry. Poetry friends have been published in the collection of poems "The Spring Blossoms of Sleeping Poems" and "The Grass Ying Ying Flying on Sleeping Poems".

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