Sichuan dialect ｜ Zhu Peiqiang: Dialect "Winning"

Text/Zhu Peiqiang

Waiting for a car at the bus station that day, the young people who saw a couple looked like they were playing, one was coquettish, one was dealing with, you came to me, it sounded a bit good:

Male: "Without eight, you reward your face (code), what do you want to do?"

Woman: "What do you know what I want to do?

Man: "Where do I know what do you want to do?"

Woman: "Since you don't know what I want to do, then you still ask what!"

Male: "What do you want to do in your heart, and don't say it on your mouth, which guess you want to do?"

Woman: "Maybe I want to tell you everything? What kind of person are you!"

As a result, the man finally understood. Fei fork ran to the store to buy an ice cream. The younger sister turned to be happy. Wrap around, foreigners are afraid of not knowing what they are talking about.

Another time, a pair of couples got out of the car, the man hit his hand first, the woman hugged the child, and was almost caught by the door because of the slow movement. Seeing a few women in the car discussed:

A: "That boy is too, a big man, each who does not hold the baby to let the girl hold it, the door is almost pinched to the baby."

B: "It is not, maybe the baby is not a baby baby, the baby baby alone?"

B: "This kind of boy is a baby baby, if I am the girl, I must not want that boy!"

Ding: "If the girl does not want a boy, then the baby will make a evil!"

A foreign passenger in the car heard a fog, and said in Mandarin to himself: "The baby and the baby, the baby, is like a password."

The people rushed to the scene a lot of crowds that day, and the two women had a mouthful:

"You hit me for a white eight"?

"Where can I hit you for the eight? It was the eight people in the back, and I hit you, but I still said sorry for you!"

"I mean that there will be someone who will hit me in the eight people. It turns out that you are hit by the eight of Bai before hitting me, it doesn't matter!"

Both of them were upright, so they said clearly.

【Draft Notice】

Since the launch of the launch of the "Bowl Tea" of the "Width Wide Wide" of the West China Metropolis Daily, the Sichuan dialect dragon door array has been strongly supported by the authors of Sichuan dialects inside and outside the province. In order to make "Cover Bowl Tea" more lively and fragrant, the stories of dialects are endless, and we have signed a long time to the "Story" dialect author. There are good dialect stories and interesting dialect legends, which can be contributed to us. The number of words does not exceed 1200 words. Submitted mailbox: [email protected].

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