"Be sure to fall in love with a boy with a stinky foot."

1.

When I saw the words "stinky man" in the book during my girly girl,

Naive thought that the word was used to fight and scold.

I knew until after falling in love:

Men's smell is literally meaning.

The shy hug runs back when I just dating,

The first thing is to hide the shoes outside the door,

I'm afraid I found out how bad his feet are, how bad his feet are,

Will hiding in the toilet to secretly wash your feet.

The final case was caused by the always savvy I found:

Our shampoo every month is used quickly.

2.

There are many stinks.

Sorted according to the degree, salty, smell, bitterness, and dead odor.

My boyfriend Xiaohu is the highest level: smell.

He used my shampoos to wash his feet with a smell more smelly and smelly.

After smelling, the sky turned around, and the spirit was stunned.

I said, "Aren't you jumping in the toilet?"

He smiled and asked me what it meant.

I said, haha, a little too much (dung).

3..

He has slept for a few years, the sheets,

There is an obvious figure in his position,

The kind that can't be washed away.

Even the pillow that Xiaohu has slept will quickly turn yellow,

Even though I ordered him to take a shower every day to go to bed.

I seriously suspect that the dream he had at night,

Ideological content is not too healthy.

4. 4..

I gritted my teeth and bought him new shoes and new socks,

Then let him use the diluted potassium permanganate to treat the athlete.

He looked at me in horror and walked towards him with a pot of purple -red water,

Say: "I can't finish drinking so much."

I said, "Either drink or die."

He then soaked his feet,

Looking at me affectionately.

I said, "What do you think of me?"

He said, "You are nice to me."

I said, "That's fine?"

He said, "You don't dislike me."

He said:

"Baby, are you the savior sent me by heaven?"

I say:

"Sorry, I'm not a savior, I am not a savior,

Call me foot odor. "

5.

He told me later,

From shame to moving, ashamed, admiration, admiration,

His emotional changes in my feelings.

He thinks I really love him,

He gave up without some shortcomings.

I said mainly due to the influence of my dad.

He says:

"Make your father educate you from a young age, right?"

I say:

"No, my dad’s feet are about ten times more stinky than you."

He asked again:

"Why do you have such things like potassium permanganate in your house?"

I was embarrassed to scratch my head and say:

"Oh, that's my hemorrhoids used to take a bath."

6.

Be a girl

When you admit to the person you like, you have a history of hemorrhoids,

It can only prove that she is no longer a girl.

But also proves,

She might find a love that would not dislike each other.

7.

I found that love is completely different from the fantasy of girls.

At the age of 16,

You tell me that I will marry a man in a big belly in the future,

I will tell you that I would rather not live that day.

At the age of 26,

I think Xiaohu’s belly is soft,

It is very comfortable to use as a pillow when watching the show.

But you must not put your ears on it side by side,

Because I will hear Guru,

All kinds of strange sounds.

According to my understanding of him,

It should not be a profound knowledge that moves there.

8.

Our living habits are also very different,

But slowly exploring the way to get along.

I like to eat sweet tofu brain,

He likes to eat salty tofu brain.

My air conditioner likes 26 degrees,

His air conditioner likes 16 degrees.

So we take the middle value,

Set at 21 degrees.

And every night he woke up the first thing,

I was confused and touched my quilt.

Then rudely wrapped me.

I sleep earlier every day than him,

He gets later than me every day.

The last sentence I before going to bed is:

"Help me turn off the lights."

The first sentence he woke up was:

"Baby curtains pull, thank you."

I deliberately opened all the curtains,

He was stabbed in bed like a dog.

Every time I look at the flat morning of the flat line outside the window,

Hearing him to get up to cook noodles,

I will sincerely thank God for giving me all this in my heart

——The phrase "love eastward",

Describes so appropriately.

9.

Last year I went downstairs and fell down the garbage.

Small toe fragmented fractures.

He served his tea for more than a month.

My emotions are increasingly anxious,

I unknowingly sent a lot of temper to him.

He always comes up.

I cried and said how unlucky things always happened to me.

He said that I would be happy with you.

I said, "Don't you feel tired?"

He said: "Life is not Sisyphus pushing stones.

Do you remember that Greek mythology?

Although I know that the stone will fall,

But I still want to push it to the top of the mountain. "

I pointed at my feet and smiled bitterly:

"I'm afraid I can't climb the top of the mountain."

He touched my face and said:

"Stupid, you are not on the top of the mountain.

You are my stone. "

10.

In summary,

It doesn't matter if your boyfriend has athlete,

As long as you have a good temper.

Think about it, we have changed a lot in the past few years.

In those so -called running -in because of love, there are many changes. In fact, it is not right or wrong.

More than each other,

Take a step back.

For example, he never eaten bitter gourd before,

I force him to eat,

He just ate obediently,

And more and more like to eat bitter gourd.

In fact, people don't like some kinds of vegetables, right?

But I always hope he can be willing to make a change for me,

Further proves that he loves me.

I know this is a bit unreasonable,

But he was willing to eat a lot of bitter gourd for me,

It is enough to prove that he is a fool.

11.,

Last time I lost my temper,

Just because he moved the position of the mobile phone charger.

He bowed and apologized:

"Yes, slaves should die for all,

Please forgive the queen mother. "

I see him with a squeezing look,

Laughing again.

Xiao Hu's words easily resolve the contradiction,

It also expressed the meaning of me a bit overbearing.

I think I sometimes look like a high -skull swan,

I felt that a love showed a higher and higher and higher and higher.

Actually not because I became taller,

It is because of the water.

He is the water of the pond,

I have been holding me gently.

12.

In this world,

No love class can teach people how to have love.

Love is not a day after 18 years of age, suddenly the top of the top,

Ling Guang now found that he knew how to fall in love.

Love is to suffer harm,

Go to the wrong person to deal with it,

Go to be disappointed, tangled, and mature.

Go to see the sweet words,

Go to accept the true self,

To understand pain is also part of love,

To discover that sincerity is more important than anything.

Then understand that the best love in this world is not necessarily sweet,

It may also be as stinky like puppies in pads of puppies,

But the more you smell the more,

I miss it if I can't smell it.

13.

When I saw Xiaohu sleeping naked, I was sleeping naked,

There is a acne on the butt.

I picked up the ointment and applied him.

He didn't look back,

Back to me, I lamented "It's good".

I said, "Yes, don't move.

You just sleep like this tonight,

Otherwise, the medicine will be applied. "

He says:

"Bao, do you know what I was thinking just now?"

He said in this world,

Only three women carefully looked at his ass.

Except for his mother, he smoked him,

It was a female doctor who had given him a spanking needle when he was a child.

The other two ladies who asked him to take off his pants,

Make him feel a great crime.

But at this moment I carefully gave his butt medicine,

Make him feel the happiest man in the world.

He says:

"Yes, it's there, don't move."

14.

I am unpopular,

Quickly roll,

Then kick him,

Yangtian laughed.

He avoided the fart he had been brewing for a long time.

I avoided his secret calculation so skilled,

Think of it really sad.

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