Advise men to control their legs, otherwise:

Sayings:

Last week I saw an inconspicuous hot search, and even forcibly brought it in:

Gout is a chronic disease. The lack of exercise and high -nutrition diet is a cause. Only a reasonable diet and corresponding drugs can reduce the occurrence of gout.

In other words, if you have gout, you ca n’t cure it in this life. The most important thing is that it is super painful.

While the people were watching the man, the entire editorial department was watching me. The only patient with gout was a month ago

There is no way, the pain of the onlookers is human nature, BTW, be careful, you ca n’t keep you be reduced to the object of the onlookers--

According to the "2021 China Hyperurice and Gout Trends White Paper", my country's hyperuricemia is significantly increased and younger, with a total prevalence of 13.3%, about 177 million patients, and young patients aged 18 to 35 accounted for accounts. It is nearly 60%.

The better your life, the more you can't stop your mouth and your legs, the gout will knock on your door.

So this time I called a group of early years of early illnesses and blind and optimistic patients, and I wanted to talk to you about the gout photos of the reality.

Knock you alarm.

Gout round table

Issuing NO.1 If the doctor told me, I didn’t believe in gout at all

The first time I know the word gout is still in college.

When I got up, I had a dramatic pain for a while, and I had fractures many years ago.

After my classmate helped me to the hospital, after the doctor took a test report to read "high uric acid", I was diagnosed with gout.

In fact, I hope that I am a fracture, because the fracture can be restrained and the gout cannot be.

During the epidemic, when the gout came to the door, I said, "You can't get in, how do you come in?"

After the onset of the disease, I found a friend who had a painful age with a stingy mentality.

He only asked me three questions-

1. Have you been drinking and drinking recently?

middle! I bought a lot of beer yesterday and ate beer to cook braised pork.

2. Is there a cold on your feet, like a summer blowing by the wind?

middle! Intersection The temperature of the air conditioner is 23 体C, the body feels cool, and it is also windy.

3. Have you lacked exercise recently?

middle! Intersection Intersection At home isolation, the most severe exercise is to go to the toilet and go downstairs to do nucleic acid.

Middle (zhóng)! Intersection Intersection

But I shouldn't be so young, shouldn't you!

After drinking, I always felt faintly painful, but fortunate.

As a result, one day accompanied the leader to drink and took a hot bath by the way.

Early the next morning, I was dull.

Unfortunately, I have never seen the fist of the sandbag. But I saw the toe as big as the sandbag.

Keke, in fact, my mother is more unwilling to believe that I have gout-

I said I hurt my feet, and she said that I was stomped.

I said that I lived in my home. She said that my sleeping posture was too strange.

Since becoming Beibei, my sleeping posture in her eyes has always been strange. ⬇️

My mother: "You wake up, you have a stomach, it's reasonable!"

Summary of gout: The gout in his 20s is like speaking ghosts in the cemetery -we don't believe this evil!

The topic NO.2 talks about how gout allows your quality of life to fall

The gout ruins my blind date

When I went to a blind date for a while, the girl asked me if I had a physical disease.

I said I had gout, she asked me to explain it.

"It's a problem with the kidney metabolism ..." Before I finished speaking, she was going to check out.

Please, gout does not mean that the kidney is not good!

The poor people have gout, and they are quite ridiculous.

Because it is said on the Internet that gout is a wealthy disease, and it is fed by big fish and meat.

But with my current economic level, even if credit overdrawn, I can't get this kind of wealthy disease.

The gout fired me from my ancestral home.

My hometown of Qingdao, we all know: beer and various delicious seafood.

After the gout after gout, I could only watch the relatives eat and drink.

Drinking beer to eat clams, it was rooted in the bones of Qingdao people.

Facing the invitation of relatives, I can only remember the mentality:

Beer and barbecue can't run. Baijiu and seafood, hurt all day.

Later, most of the relatives also got gout.

The gout night is difficult.

On the night of gout, I had a dream.

Dreaming of Mr. Jay Chou whispered in my ear: "The gout is here."

Immediately afterwards, the pain came, just like 20 Rong Yan took turns to take a needle to tie the toe bone gap.

Needle, pain.

Summary of gout: When gout becomes a niche habit, just like soy milk is salty and sweet in the north and south, bean juice is stewed in Beijing, and West Lake vinegar fish in Hangzhou ...

Forcibly empathy and understanding are a gap.

The setting of the topic NO.3 is the first step in the "pain in pain"

I hurt my left foot. The right foot is fine.

Just raise your left toe.

I hurt my right foot. The left foot is fine.

Just lift your right foot and go away.

I understand it, probably this 了️:

then what do I do? I hurt both feet.

Is it still upstairs to go downstairs to do nucleic acids?

Is there any possibility that others make throat and you make anal swab. ⬇️

Summary of gout: The pain of gout comes from the insufficient comparison, and the pain of gout is more than the bottom -@, I'm sorry!

After the gout, I became cautious, like Liu Huaqiang, who went to the stall to find faults. What you want to eat will be subconsciously went to Baidu search:

"Does this thing contain high purine?" (Purine is the cause of gout)

The essence of human beings is Wang Jingze.

In the past, I watched the video of seafood food (one of the causes of gout), and saw the barrage "gout package", I was very scornful -is it so painful, bluffing.

After the gout, I will send a "gout package" in every food video.

When you know a new friend, and he also gout.

It felt like a wild dog that wandered for decades and found a spiritual kernel.

Summary of gout: When gout becomes a habit, it is like maintaining a marriage -it can be left.

Topic NO.4 Looking back on the gout career, what is your biggest perception?

The gout has achieved the community of destiny--

Since the gout, I have dinner with friends, and I am very distressed to pay special attention to the lame people walking.

It is gout that gives me love.

The gout is like Xue Dingzheng's cat.

Sometimes drinking beer is nothing; sometimes when you eat cold dishes, you will also harvest the swelling experience card for three days.

The gout is like the predecessor you can't forget.

Every time you make up your mind to make a decisive, TA will find the door to break. It's all painful memories.

I think the gout is more like a scumbag than my predecessor.

"I promise not to move you! I will hold you", ghostly.

Good friends expect you to recover, good patients are worse.

Patient: "How long have you been in pain?"

Me: "One week."

Patient: "Can you walk?"

Me: "Yes, not affecting."

After that, he never found me anymore. It is probably not enough to hurt.

Each gout is like an angina pectoris because of "new foot pain".

Everyone: Homing stalk, deduct money!

The gout is the most dedicated worker.

They have always been in three shifts--

I am good, it hurts;

Tired, it hurts;

Even when I fell asleep, it hurt me.

Gout is inheritance of inheritance.

My grandpa, gout.

My dad, gout.

Now it's my turn.

Feeling the genealogy of our family is "History of Chinese Gout".

You know yourself better than you.

After the gouty wind <

The homepage of station B is recommended from "Can hair loss be recovered?" It changes to, "Can gout cure?"

According to the level of pain, the pain of childbirth is level 10, and the acute gout can reach level 8.

If the gout will have children, is it more painful when it is born, or is it more painful when it is raised?

In fact, the person who hurts you at the time may also become your teammates.

After the gout attack, the last bottle of beer was left in the refrigerator.

I took its ice to the big toe and felt better.

Buying vegetables and checking purine, just like takeaway to watch bad reviews.

People cannot get rid of the paranoia.

The end of the universe is Tieling, and the end of life is gout.

The gout is a prison, we are prisoners serving in prison, and our lives are our sentence.

Everyone: Then we are not a patient, but a prison friend?

The language will be exhausted, and the gout will never end.

At the end

Duan You used these funny paragraphs to deconstruct the gout and want to laugh at you who have encountered a little pain.

After all, everyone seems to be living in pain in the past six months.

I can't say that the pain brings is all negative-

For example, the@高 比 比, who was stirred up by the Yellow Delivery Bureau, would meet a dysmenorrhea girl because she often carried ibuprofen.

He said, "I have the same understanding with her pain", which may be harvested.

For me, experiencing a pain is like a robbery. When I experience other pain, I can't say that I can carry it more, at least like everyone often says:

"I'm numb."

After 2022, when the pain cannot be resolved, we may try:

Accept it, face it, please remember it if you can.

It seems worth thinking and reviewing with pain.

After all, a complete life is destined to accompany part of pain.

I look forward to and humming "It's Better Tomorrow", but I also add "Pain and Happy" to the room for the rest of my life.

Writing: Zhao Dabao

Auxiliary: Yu train

Illustration: Kwai Zi, Zhao Dabao

Editor -in -chief: What is the second and third

Source of inspiration: "Seven Hall of Philosophy Course on Pain"

Data source: "2021 China High Urine and Gout Trends White Paper"

Late prayer time:

"Pain and happiness, fierce, love and crazy

Pain, happy and happy, ignore and don't want to ""

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