The "B side" of the literary giants can make people laugh ...

Author:Look at the think tank Time:2022.07.20

Some time ago, the writer Mo Yan showed a video on the social platform with a "soaring" harvester wearing sunglasses, and wrote the text "I experienced the joy of opening the income cutter again." Some netizens teased: "One day, I could see the Nobel Prize winner of the Literature Award, and my friends and I were stunned."

Mo Yan WeChat public account screenshot

Indeed, in the impression of many people, the literary giants who have written the literary world are serious, or sensitive, or elegant and harmonious, with the unique to intellectuals. The worried "Tian She Weng" does not stick to it.

The reality is just the opposite. Many literati not only are not stereotyped and deep, but also have the other side that we don't know in private.

This article is reproduced from the WeChat public account "China News Network" (ID: CNS2012). The original first was released on July 4, 2022. The original title was "The" B -sides "of the Liters of the Literary Craftsman, which can make people laugh ...", no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Represents the viewing think tank viewpoint.

Noble

Cold Noodle Smilers

As a Nobel Prize winner, Mo Yan's status of literary world should not be repeated. The outside world always thinks that this is a unsmiling old man, but Mo Yan himself is actually a cold and humorous "paragraph hand".

Because of the accent problem, some netizens left a message to him: "Does Mr. Mo Yan speak Mandarin?"

Mo Yan from Shandong responded: "Of course it is Mandarin, but it is‘ Gao Pu ’, Gao Chippu.”

In an exclusive interview, the host asked him: "What is the state you want most now?"

Mo Yan said seriously: "We end the interview."

When filming the movie "Red Sorghum", starring Jiang Wenyi accidentally kicked the thermos of the screenwriter Mo Yan's house. Mo Yan joked: "The only hot water bottle in our family is an important property in the family. He was kicked by Jiang Wen as a loud noise. Later, I immediately gave him a round field, and I said, our The movie is definitely bursting, becoming a explosion. "

Many scholars headed by Lu Xun have been fabricated by various quotations and works, and Mo Yan is no exception. Once after eating in Beijing, Mo Yan was confessed by a lady. The lady said, "Teacher Mo Yan, I want to read a song of your poems to you," If you understand me, how good should it be "." Mo Yan recalled: "She reads aloud, and she has tears in her eyes, her eyes, her eyes, her eyes, her eyes, her eyes, her eyes were tears. I was very moved after listening. Later, she finished reading, and I said, if I wrote how good it would be. "It caused a laughed of the audience.

As a friend of a bedroom, Yu Hua lost Mo Yanlai. He once said that once Mo Yan's new book was published, he had a pen and ink lawsuit, because he wrote nearly 500,000 words in 43 days, and was criticized for his quick success.

"Later, Mo Yan changed his mouth and said that I had conceived for 40 years. This time I saw a version before it became 20 years.

Yu Hua

Comedy who leaves sadness to readers

It is said that things are gathered, and people are divided into groups. Friends who are handsome are a comedian, which is not surprising.

Some readers said that Yu Hua was a middle -aged man with a bitter and vengeance, and Yu Hua laughed heartily: "I also said that I was a middle -aged man and surprised me unexpectedly. I thought he was gone '. "

Different from reasons such as "love literature" and "ideal" and other reasons, Yu Hua laughed at the abandonment of the doctor's abandonment of the literature for "laziness."他年轻时的梦想是找一份永远不用被闹钟吵醒的工作：“有一次我问一位在文化馆工作的人，问他为什么经常在大街上游玩？他告诉我，这就是他的工作， I think I like this job too. "

So Yu Hua decided to write, hoping to enter the Cultural Museum a day, and later finally got what he wished: "I deliberately stayed for two hours when I went to work on the first day of work. As a result, I found that I was the first one. I thought this. The place is right. "

This has made many readers who know Yu Hua through "Alive". After all, "Alive" is a realistic work full of tragedy. But who is Yu Hua? "Leave sadness to readers and leave happiness to yourself" comedy, even "Alive" does not let go.

"Living" was sold for 20 million volumes. Xu Zidong asked him in private. Yu Hua joked: "I live by" Alive "."

In an interview, the host asked Yu Hua how much score to "Alive", and he answered 9.4 points. The other party asked the reason, Yu Hua was serious: "The remaining 0.6 asked the Douban, they played 9.4, I also gave it 9.4."

A "Duanzi Hand" Mo Yan, a "comedian" Yu Hua, together, became unlucky to become Shi Tiesheng. On one occasion, several people went to Shenyang to participate in the event and played with children at Shenyang Literature Institute. Seeing that they were going to lose, they suddenly gave up their hearts -let Shi Tiesheng sitting in a wheelchair as a goalkeeper, and told him: "You just stay here and keep the door."

Later, when mentioning this, Yu Hua and Mo Yan laughed more than: "The children of the Shenyang Academy of Literature did not dare to kick, for fear of kicking the iron, we told them that you kicked them on Shi Tiesheng, and he was likely to be kicked to death. ","

Ji Xianlin

Emperor Tu Emperor who loves to write a diary

Such a "serious and lively" style of painting is not exclusive to contemporary people. Among the literary world in the last century, there are many unruly characters, such as Ji Xianlin, a master of Chinese studies. Unfortunately, Junsheng is not born. If Ji Xianlin and Yu Hua are the same age, they may become Mo Ni Zhi. After all, he is a famous "Tucao Emperor". Looking at Ji Xianlin's "Tsinghua Garden Diary", you will find that when you are young, you seem to be unpleasant to see anything, and you like a bar.

He has to vomit the test:

December 29, 1932

"Suddenly I examined French in the morning, but there was a mess.

September 2, 1933

"I just feel the boring of the exam more deeply today.

March 13, 1934

"Nothing to do something -XX, these bastard professors, not only do you not know that you are discouraged, but also test all day, either you take the test, or I take the test, what is XXX?"

Teacher he wants to vomit:

September 21, 1932

"I thought Lao Ye (Ye Gongchao) didn't go to work, but he went. I didn't go. I don't know what fart it was."

October 28, 1932

"In the morning, I took the two classes of Wu Ke in the morning, and the real life was extremely terrible. How can Wu Ke read from Oxford?

March 17, 1934

"I always thought about Ye Gongchao's attitude towards me last night -XX, as long as Lao Tzu wrote a good article, what bird?"

He must also vomit at classmates:

October 23, 1932

"My house is Chen Zhaoyi, I really can't make this friend -no enthusiasm, no thought, a dead wood, no vitality, no one.

March 2, 1934

"I have something unhappy this morning -what Shi Yan is, and just turning my manuscript paper. My" New Dream "in 1934, he didn't even know how to really do this. ! ""

The manuscript did not climb:

September 11, 1932

"The sky in the morning in the morning was raining again. I went to the library to go to the library to read the newspaper. My manuscript has not been released yet, XX."

September 19, 1932

"I translated" Faust legend ", I heard that it was logged out today, but no, it's not happy."

Even the butt pain must be spit:

September 23, 1932

"It's just going to work in the morning, and it's painful to sit."

Netizens have ridiculed that the masters will be like ordinary people. They are full of joy and sorrow.

Qian Qianshu

Passionate "shovel officer" who helps cat fights

Of course, the contrasting literary world, of course, only Ji Xianlin, who has a clueless habit with the Tsinghua alumni Qian Qianshu, who is on the same place -is keen to help the cat fight.

If Ji Xianlin knew, he might write this way in his diary: "I saw Qian Yanshu fighting the cat twice in the morning, and the real terrible was extremely extremely terrible. How could this person graduate from Tsinghua? "

At that time, Qian Yanshu and his wife raised a cat named "Huahua". He loved this cat very much, and the cat also meant a little bit petty. Yang Yan once wrote in the prose "Huahua". When the cat went out to play, he generally found Qian Yanshu, who was the most, and asked him to open the door.

Qian Yanshu Yang Yan lived next to Liang Sicheng Lin Huiyin, Lin Huiyin also raised a cat called "the focus of love". This cat relies on her body and often beats "Huahua" unilaterally. He deliberately prepared a long bamboo pole and looked at it all day. Once he found the battle, he would also help "Huahua" to fight out of the quilt.

Regarding this, Yang Yan described this in "We": "We have raised a very smart cat in Tsinghua. The cat fights. The book specially prepared a long bamboo pole and leaned at the door. No matter how cold the sky was, when he heard the cat's screaming, he hurried out of the hot quilt, took the bamboo pole, and rushed out to help his cat fight. "

His wife Yang Yan often persuaded him to say that "hitting cats also depends on the master", but Qian Yanshu disagrees. Not only did he fight for "Huahua" to fight, he also wrote a work called "Cat" to find the field. One of them was playful: "Dogs depends on the owner's face, then the cat has to look at the homewife. "

Lu Xun

The loyal "Sweet Party"

The above literary circles are regular guests on the Chinese test paper, but the most familiar to everyone must be the "Social Opera", "Madman's Diary" and "Memorial Liu Hezhen Jun" Xun brother.

It is said that there are three scores in liberal arts students: one is afraid of writing, two are afraid of classical Chinese, and the third is afraid of Zhou Shuren. And who can think that Mr. Lu Xun, who is in the textbook, is a "sweet party" who loves small biscuits in private?

According to records, Lu Xun loves to eat sweets very much. From the cream cake golden chicken cake, to the Japanese sheep Shaqima, he also specially wrote a "snack" to take stock of Shanghai's snacks: "osmanthus white sugar -lunn cake, lard white sugar lotus porridge , Shrimp pork noodles, sesame and banana, Nanyang mango, West road honey orange, king of melon seeds, and honey, olives, etc. "."

There is a anecdote about his sweetness. The student sent him the persimmon cream "square sugar". After eating more than half, he knew it was a medicine product, and then put away the remaining. In the middle of the night, I didn't hold back, and got up for more than half of the climbing, and I also had my own set of logic: "Because I suddenly thought that there were not many when I was sore on the corner of my mouth, I might as well eat it now." Maybe to protect it. Eating is the attribute carved in DNA every food. The snacks that love to eat are always taken out to entertain the guests, making Lu Xun's painfulness. He has a clever move, replaces the snack with peanuts, and names it "peanut policy": "I often have snacks. … Often eats very thoroughly, one does not stay, I have the feeling of "Xiangxiang" by myself. If you want to eat, you have to go out and buy it. So you have to be distracted, and you have to change the policy. Of."

If you want to be born today, Mr. Lu Xun must be the "secret weapon" that the sweet party promises not to be used first in the "Sweet and Silent War" every year. However, this secret weapon also has weaknesses -although the sweets are good, eat more teeth.

Lu Xun had a 23 -year -old reading history in his life and had a close communication with the dentist 75 times, but after watching his teeth, he would quietly buy sweets and comfort himself. Therefore, at the age of 49, the only five teeth that had the only fruit were pulled out due to bad illness.

Such a "willful" old child makes people unbearable, and it is difficult to associate the image of the cold and hard fighter image of the "horizontal eyebrows cold to Qianfu, bowing their head as a bull".

Zhang Ye once wrote in "Tao Yanmeng Yi": "People cannot be confused with no affection. People cannot be interested in it, so they have no true qi." Indeed, in the past Although the image of the liberal arts masters is "high in high", it will also be a bit of a sense of "feathering and climbing immortal". Let readers understand their joy and sorrows, dig out their more life -oriented, bloody and bloody side, and it is a different perspective of a tasting work.

So, will these imperfections pull the "altar" to the masters of the famous success?

When the "Tsinghua Garden Diary" was published, the publisher asked Ji Xianlin whether to delete some of the words that were too "let go". Ji Xianlin replied: "I was not a saint seven years ago, today I am not a saint, and I will not become a saint in the future."

The true power is far greater than the perfect power.

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