Why is the end of the orthopedician?

In the novel, if there is a doctor and male lead, his adjectives are generally like this: elegant, Yushu Linfeng, with distinctive hands, long and dexterous.

But there is an exception -if he is a orthopedic doctor.

Assuming that the different departments of the hospital choose a typical "room grass", then the way of orthopedicians may be like this:

I saw a one -meter -eight man, who couldn't help the biceps of the biceps, and held a electric drill at will.

This style of painting is too strange!

In the blind date market, doctors are undoubtedly a profession with advantages, which mainly comes from the inherent impression of the public's doctors: DUO (Jin).

At the same time, doctors are also often mentioned in the emotional counseling industry, which comes from another type of cognition of the public: easy to derail.

It can be said that the well -known American drama "Intern Grace" allows a number of men and women to continue to arrange a combination of love relationships.

The public's impression of orthopedic doctors takes the length of the Zhonglong Department: Orthopedics doctors are prominent in their doctors, and the derailment rate of orthopedics is also particularly prominent.

In order to demonstrate that orthopedic doctors can not escape the law of "men who have money, they become bad", they also do not hesitate to use the academic spirit to list various "evidence".

Some reports showed the income of national specialists in 2019. Among them, the top three departments with the highest income are orthopedics (232,500 yuan), Cardiology (223,300 yuan), and oncology (214,900 yuan).

△ Source: Dr. Lilac

In the medical industry, it is rumored that there is such a hidden rule: the more departments in the use of medical equipment, the richer, so the bills issued by the medical beauty, dental, ophthalmology and orthopedics are always exuding money smell.

As a result, under objective factors such as abundant sources and the use of equipment consumables in the forefront, the income of orthopedicians is among the best in any country.

In this regard, some people think that "more orthopedics, more temptation", and based on this:

For patients, the professional filter of the orthopedician is too beautiful, which makes it easier for the orthopedic doctors to pursue girls and play with them.

In addition, according to this analysis of this netizen, the reason why orthopedicians can "be wild" also occupy "the time and place of the time", that is, unlike patients in other departments, the potential patients of orthopedics can be anyone.

For example, it is well known that the winter ski resort is the orthopedic ward.

Because there are too many peach -colored scandal, the derailment image left by the orthopedic doctor to the public is too deep, so that in a medical novel that the Shangliu Jun has seen, in order to highlight the extravagant life of the orthopedician, the author specifically uses the mouth of other department doctors to speak. out--

"Why should the voic department high, how can I worry about how to coax the new five?"

This description has even received countless books.

Previously, the orthopedic doctor of a hospital was arrested by a hospital. Although the subsequent official rumors were later official, it did not prevent netizens from using this in the comment area.

There is a cute little cute who grew up in the hospital from an early age, and I issued a doubt about "I don't understand you":

There are even those who are active in mind open their brains:

Is it because the orthopedician gives the patient's bone, and the limbs have a lot of contact. The hormones in the air are thick?

The orthopedic doctor, known as the "woodworking doctor", has always been bold. He knows the structure of the human body and is good at finding a comprehensive fit. So orthopedic. AVI can always get a higher score?

In short, all kinds of orthopedicians will definitely appear in the social network in the direction of unruly direction in social networks.

In this regard, Shangliangjun took a little substitution into the perspective of the orthopedician, and couldn't help but want to complain for them:

Entering my orthopedic door, I know my orthopedics. It was a century -old body. What a miserable scene of the victims of the wind review!

Although the legends about orthopedics are very extravagant, the style of reality has nothing to do with extravagance.

Doctors in other departments enter the operating room and use a few words to describe: elite, precision, experts ... but orthopedics doctors are playing together, but they are working together.

Many orthopedic doctors tease: orthopedics, orthopedic souls, and Lan Xiang people at work.

Each orthopedic doctor has a soul from Lan Xiang, and a excavator lives in this soul.

They are full of "steel" taste, full of sound of hard objects and hard objects, and more full of calls from power.

In the orthopedic operating room, the attending doctor was the sledgehammer, and the surgery helped to take an electric drill. The nurse handed the pliers. Under the shadow light, the medical care seemed to be contemporary woodworking, and the operating room seemed to be the decoration site.

In the orthopedic operating room, a sober patient may be difficult to hear the gossip of doctors and nurses like a TV series, because the most in the operating room is the sound of crickets, buzz, dingling, and dwelling -the degree of horror far exceeds watching dentist.

From then on, you can know that a hospital arranges the orthopedic operating room in the depths of the corridor. What is the reason?

The site of orthopedic surgery was either at the decoration site or the construction site. The medical equipment appeared in the orthopedic operating room was naturally very subtle.

When the commonly used orthopedic surgical equipment is lined up one by one, the cold bone saws, bone hammer, bone scrape, bone scraper, bone knife ... people can't help doubt whether it has come to the strange hardware shop cargo cabinet. △ Putting fear on the public screen | Source: Zhihu@

Other doctors be like after get off work:

Those who take the idol drama, listen to opera and fall in love; those who walk home often, lie on the bed, eat snacks and play games; those who walk on the workplace, opening "Liu Ye Dao" is a learning.

But the orthopedician is out of get off work: Lao Li, go iron together?

Don't doubt that orthopedic doctors are closely related to their promotion and salary increase.

In general surgery, the reason why a resident has received the favors of the director may be that the hook is particularly good (Note: pull the hook, which means that the incision is opened during the operation to reveal the surgical vision). It can accurately answer the "question" of the superior doctor.

However, in orthopedics, a resident with particularly developed biceps muscles can only harvest leadership likes to "lift their thighs" in the operating room to "lift their thighs" in the operating room.

△ Source: Weibo @ddaqiang

If the operating room is compared to the martial arts rivers and lakes, then the general surgeons take advantage of the weapon, perhaps the sword, the dagger, and the surgery knife is more than a light spiritual road with the skin, muscles, and organs.

The orthopedician's hand -made weapons are big knives, hammer, and wolf tooth sticks, and chainsaws and electric diamonds.

Knocking, sawing, drilling, and grinding are basic skills. Surgery is also bone dandruff splatter. The extreme description is that the style of the painting is the murderous madness of the Texas chainsaw.

The style of doctors in other departments to improve surgical skills may be: practicing sutures on grape skin, using the mode of hand -peeling liver to eat grapefruit to improve the suture ability and liver peeling skills;

However, the orthopedians who roll up their sleeves and cheer are proficient in seven kinds of steel wire bundle techniques, such as symmetrical twisting, perforation bending, hairpin twisting, etc.

In addition, we must practice intramedular nailing technology to improve the skills of bone tie and nailing on the bones.

△ Only orthopedic doctors will forward the title of an article in the circle of friends

It is precisely because of the construction of the bones. In addition to medical knowledge and skills, orthopedicians must work hard to enrich their engineering, mechanics, and materials.

Don't think that this is the only side of the orthopedic doctors. In the face of patients with severe loose osteopia, it is not too careful, careful, and detailed -the summary is to carry a big knife across horses, but also as carefully as dusty as dusty. Essence

If a orthopedic doctor, the boldness, solid foundation, and strong, can hold the thighs and twist the screws, then when TA performs surgery, you can let the master's Daba enjoy technical feeding comfortably.

Because of this, a very important threshold for orthopedic doctors is -good energy. So it is conceivable that the female doctor of the orthopedic department is as poor as the carpenter's master.

△ Dr. Kelip Torres (second from left) in the American drama "Internship Gray" is a very powerful actor

We are not surprised why the orthopedic doctor is called "sports in the doctor", and it is not surprising why the orthopedic is full of handsome guys-

High horses and big muscles are strong, and the filter temptation of white coat uniforms can radiate the charm of seven points even if there are only three points of face value.

Rao is so, orthopedics is still a lot of distance from the per capita Gao Fushuai.

There are many orthopedics doctors with an annual salary of hundreds of thousands, but more doctors often perform more than ten hours of surgery and hold the income of 10,000 in their early days.

Although if a person really wants to derail and let TA's career, he cannot stop the restless heart, but the proportion of men and women in different occupations is really different.

Earlier, some agencies investigated the derailment of men and women in different occupations in China, and concluded that whether they were men or women, the derailment rate of "doctors" was far ahead of other occupations.

△ Source: shphbw.com

On this list, men also on the list are: IT, financial, education and lawyers. (PS: Given that most of the orthopedics doctors are men, the following discussions are men.)

Before the list was announced, the label on the programmers in the IT industry is: high -paying professional on the Internet, house, plaid shirt, hair loss, old real person, overtime overtime to "overwork and death" ...

In the story circulating on social networks, programmers always bear the role of "licking dogs" and "connecting man", and programmers lick the dog's object or the other half before they bear the storyline of "derailment".

However, according to the survey, it seems that the monotonous and simple programmers are actually per capita sullen masters and have sufficient emotional and physiological needs.

In 2017, Seattle in the United States carried out a one -week fishing operation in order to fight against the crickets and caught 110 clients.

About 90%of them are programmers or high -tech related professionals, 85%are married person, while more than 10%are Chinese programmers. After that, there were more and more ridicule of "programmers played wild".

In contrast, it is not surprising that people's appearance of financial men on the list is as if derailment has become a occupational disease in the financial industry.

According to the British website Hereis the City survey for 1879 bankers a few years ago, the derailment rate of this group of social elites was at least 72%, and the number of men's derailment was three times that of women.

The survey not only issued data, but also conducted an in -depth interview with those who invested bank representatives. For investment bank men, derailment can soothe the pressure of work and bring stimuli, derailment is cheaper than divorce, and "investment banks are an upgraded version of leather passengers, and their own derailment skills" have become the three major reasons for investment bank men to derail.

The orthopedic doctors with high income and high value seem to be high, and they are always trapped in the gossip vortex of beautiful medical representatives, pure nurses, and young female students. It is the Teddy family. "

△ Source: Weibo big v@Ophthalmology Little Superman Lao Liang

However, most of the parties still couldn't help but scream and grieved the high hat of "derailed potential outstanding players" and carried out a reasonable refutation.

For example, the programmer who was busy to fly sent a tweet, saying that-

△ Source @ibrothergang

The programmer who worked hard on the road of raising and taking off said: Ten programmers have nine singles, one married, and the remaining programmers are still two girlfriends from derailment. 100%?

Contrary to the programmers, some financial men smiled calmly. They gave up their self -defense, and even discussed the topic of "the annual salary of nearly 6 million financial men, what kind of derailed women should be derailed".

△ Playing a new height of self -black

The orthopedic doctor was paralyzed in the dormitory after a few hours of "Ding Ding Ding" surgery.

They don't quite understand the collection of derailment stories circulating in the outside world, why have so much time and energy for those who have been used for frequent derailment.

All in all, in the final analysis, even if the professional environment can bring more convenience, derailment is still a personal choice.

Take a step back 10,000 steps, even if the derailment rate is high, it does not mean that it is an orthopedician/programmer/financial practitioner ... TA will be derailed.

Author | Lily Cat

Edit | Ah Xun

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