OMG ｜ The dead CP suddenly started attacking me ...

The parties have played the show, you haven't played it yet.

This is not the essence,

This is called CP fan.

CP is already an emotional acquisition method of generations.

After all, love is fun to watch others talk.

They are responsible for CP and we are responsible for p.

They are responsible for BE, we are responsible for nostalgia.

The story of the two people, the longing for a group of people.

If you were a CP fan, you must know what this is talking about.

If you are making a CP fan, you must have experienced the following things.

If you have never been a CP fan, congratulations to you will never taste BE's sadness, but you will never know the beauty of HE.

When the dead CP suddenly started attacking me

"When the dead CP suddenly started attacking me," the frequency of this incident was too high. After all, the favorite seed was just buried in my heart, not dead. Once there is a little wind, your heart will make a comeback.

Commonly known as XX addiction.

When the dead CP suddenly starts to attack you, you find that they used to match, but now they are still matching. The traces of the years staying on them are like a pair.

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Every dead CP has a song

When the dead CP suddenly starts to attack you, you will definitely open the "song". That song, you don't listen often.

That song may be the theme song of the TV series starring together, or it may be a song they sang on the stage, maybe the same song that they have shared secretly in their trumpet, maybe it is the support that others wrote for them for them. song. In short, in your eyes, the song has a variety of connections with them.

As long as this song sounds, you seem to return to yesterday.

I don’t listen, they are really too much

When the dead CP suddenly starts to attack you, you urgently need to share the object. At this time, your friends may need to take it more, because they may need to accept the "to kill you with my sugar dots, they are really too much" attack.

You may repeat 100 times: You see, if you are not love! Step in shrimp! Will you treat friends like this? Will Zhang Fei and Guan Yu do this? They must have been together, I am a bedside table, I know.

Because you are not usual in front of them, but a CP powder that has been broken by CP.

Go to see the playback volume of the treasures of the town circle

The place where the heart crushed CP powder is the video area of ​​station B. why? Mainly the people here are very kind. They will not tell you that your CP is fake.

For many years of CP, there will be a few "treasures of town circle" in your favorite clip. If you forget to collect it, it doesn't matter. Click "The most playback volume". Memory. You will suddenly discover that the previous videos of hundreds of thousands of playbacks have now exceeded one million.

As long as you dare to open it, you will always see the prompt text on the screen. Now there are a few or dozens of people "watching" the same video with you.

Several commemorative days a year

CP powder is one of the longest fans, and their brain circuits are also very unique. There are hundreds of commemorative days alone.

The anniversary of others is the first meeting on the debut day, birthday, and the first meeting. The anniversary of the CP fan is the day of booting, the days of killing youths, every day when you meet, every day when you interact with a double interaction of social platforms, each double selfie day, each double interview, every shocking giant sugar day.

365 days, every day is a memorial day.

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Lock

For the CP that has been BE, the second match is almost impossible.

If they are very bone, they will not intend to be on the same stage in this life. But their names are locked.

Married, their names are tied together

On the day of marriage, their names were searched, but they were not their marriage.

On the day of the divorce, their names were searched, but they had already been wrong.

Although cp is be, the password is not available

Editing the favorite CP name into your own passwords is almost a fool who has done almost every CP fan.

Computer password, mobile phone ID, Weibo password, and various social media account passwords ............ Stupid is stupid. Your CP has been BE, but your password is still "SZD".

When the dead CP suddenly started attacking you, this password began to bite.

They are BE, but they have 90 points together

When the dead CP starts to attack you, you find that the biggest charm of CP is your imagination for it.

Under normal circumstances, imagination also requires the support of specific conditions. Under normal circumstances, this condition will be metaphysics. Who is not, learned to see the astrolabe in order to cp. Compared with three limits, combination, horse plates, and horse disks! Moon! Jin Ming! 7 palace! moon! Venus!

There is only one co -trading standard, dual standard. What a bad phase is likely that they still have the possibility of death.

Because of the CP powder, they are not doing each other

Why is CP be?

One case is that your CP is fake.

One situation is that your CP is true.

But in the reasons why they are not old and dead, there are always CP powder. When the dead CP suddenly starts to attack you, you think, how good it would be if the CP powder could be cute at that time. How good should it be if they are not forced to start to avoid suspicion.

When the dead CP suddenly started attacking "I", I said don't panic, we are ourselves.

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