How many agricultural students can be desperate?

Author:Netease high Time:2022.06.14

"Go home to plant land if you don't study well!"

This sentence has made countless agricultural students who have studied farming to breaking the land: "I want to go home and plant land, but I haven't got the graduation certificate yet."

As an agricultural major that usually has no sense of existence in major forums -there are only a few scattered posts in brushing and brushing, and they are all about "how to get rid of the agricultural majors", but now it has become a hot search searched search list. Single resident player.

Behind netizens' heartlessness and lung hahaha, there are countless bitter history of countless unable to graduate.

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When other major graduates are still not writing the dissertation late at night, the agricultural students are always doing their best to keep the paper.

The phrase "Wipe your work in the middle of the night" allows the natives to ask for mercy. The phrase "merged your layer" allows the designer to admit defeat, but shouting "Your Bi is running!"

If friends from Agricultural University invite you to visit, don't rush to go because of curiosity for a while.

This is because, each of which is full of natural scenery and pastoral style, the visit guide is full of the word "don't move".

Originally thought that it had broken into the farmhouse, but what we ushered in was the strict guardian and chase of the agricultural students.

There were students from Dongnong, and the space tomatoes studied by professors were dropped out of school. Later, there was an injustice of Hua Nong, and the oranges studied by the principal studying were fined.

The research results of professors and school leaders are still difficult to preserve, which makes every agricultural student have to come forward to fight for fighting.

Each flower and trees next to the farmland are surrounded by the slogan "Don't Move". Behind each cold text is full of roar of the agricultural students -don't move it!

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Even a nearby creature cannot escape the "care" of agricultural people.

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That year, a certain agricultural University test field, you asked the against the wind as explanation, I answered easily.

All kinds of invincible accidents have made the agricultural students who have been forced to have learned archives. If they do n’t do it outside, they hide themselves and steal the seeds.

You will find that in the hot summer, not only the peasant uncle facing the loess facing the back of the sky, but also the agricultural students who are carefully irrigating the "graduation certificate".

It is no longer a prince who holds the horse, but an agricultural person in a white coat. He couldn't hold back to the laboratory from his heart, which became the norm of their campus life.

The first lesson of agronomy, aiming at pigs, cattle and sheep.

A peasant student who can walk out of the campus with a graduation certificate with a graduation certificate may not be particularly red. The sheep may not be particularly fat, but the spirit of the owner can be side by side.

The physical test can be padded, and the pig must never admit defeat.

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Sometimes, on the road to graduation of agricultural students, a peaceful mentality needs to be maintained.

Even if Bi Ji was planed by the chicken, he had to take care of the emotions of the chicken, so that the chicken was comfortable and enjoyed, because maybe this chicken was a set of students next door.

Those who study farmers must always have one who can graduate.

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The most touching classmate in the farmland was that your chicken pecked my seedlings, but left me a egg, so that I could get a lot of time.

Part of the agricultural students who were forced to the road returned to the most primitive response -force to solve everything.

The people who are up and down in the whole hospital of the Agriculture Court, even if they count the aunt cleaning, are not as good as a popular professional college, but with the day after tomorrow's acquired training and the strong will to graduate "Wu Tong" pinnacle. (Although I just stunned.)

When the agricultural students are still lamenting that they have paid too much for graduation, including but not limited to: lost their beauty, good figure and lofty quality, and even the soul was destroyed.

However, the onlookers are more curious: "Is the agricultural student fighting and riding a pig?"

The sadness and joy of people and people are not connected, but the heart of a person who wants to graduate cannot be hidden.

The academic community only knows "the four major pit in the biochemical ring material", but they do not know that "the agricultural, forestry, fishing and herds has no bottom black hole"; everyone has heard that "persuade people to learn medicine to thunder and split", but they do not know that "persuade people to learn agriculture."

The data of Datian experiments cannot be published in the year. During the study, it has been planted for at least two years. It has been raised for two years. Pig, cattle, goose, and sheep. This is the norm of agricultural students.

The fragility of animal cubs, and the cultivation of field crops can only plant heavy resistance for one year for a year, so that the agricultural students can go wrong and lose all the time, creating countless tragedies.

From the perspective of the extension of doctoral students, agriculture is far exceeding other disciplines with a ratio of 45.93%, and the top of the natural discipline is topped.

△ Source: Thesis "How high is the postponement rate of doctoral students? "

When setting up the graduation topic, other majors were buried in the vast literature, and the agricultural students had to send a friend's circle to ensure peace.

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Because in the incident of graduation, they will never know which natural disasters and human disasters will come first.

You can never guess what kind of attitude of the agricultural people will be fleeting.

For many agricultural students, the most difficult hurdle to graduate is not the paper nor the defense, but the old man and old lady who saw the fruits and vegetables.

Once there was an elderly villagers 'eyes of the lake farmers' corn, so they stepped on three rounds and put on sacks, which caused an epic serial case-

The professor has no scientific research results, the class cannot compete, and there is another extended agricultural student in the world.

△ Source: Weibo@Hunan Agricultural University, however, the corn of Hunongda was stolen at the agricultural school than the tragedy conference, and even worse, the scientific research results were gone and could not find the crime.

A total of four seedlings were cultivated in the suffering master of Nanlin University. Last year, a seedlings were dug. This year, another seedlings were dug. After the seedlings were found to the net, the bitter owner said that he was even more scared: "The position of the two seedlings left in the remaining two seedlings is the location of the two seedlings. It was also exposed. "

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When some people say that there are no perfect majors in the world, countless agricultural students are crying for investigation.

However, sometimes I know that the "suspect" is helpless, because stray cats refuse to bear the "civil liability", and they also eat upright.

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As an agricultural sourness, not only is they to prevent outsiders, they are separated from the same layer of sad barrier between the same door.

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The courses of each grade are not synchronized and the research directions are inconsistent, so that the agricultural students who are originally difficult to guarantee will hurt each other.

So that when the following hell jokes appear, agricultural students will carefully think about the possibility of the incident.

The choice of research objects largely determines whether an agricultural student can graduate smoothly. If the crop is not selected, it is a natural disaster and human disaster. Don't want to escape.

Under the blessing of double buffs, none of the scientific research materials can live safely, nor an agricultural student can go out of the campus smoothly in the graduation season.

Undergraduate rapeseed flowers were blown by wind.

The doctoral rapeseed flowers were trampled.

The master's degree was worried about being picked by rapeseed.

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The inner be like of rapeseed: "Please let me go and let yourself go, we will not have good results."

A total of seven categories of agricultural majors are set up with forty -three majors. At first glance, it sounds complicated, in fact, the essence of agricultural majors is inseparable from agriculture, forestry, fishing, and animal husbandry.

If you feel that you can eat, drink, plant, and breed on the side, then the may be agricultural.

△ First -level discipline agricultural school 09, many secondary disciplines contained in | Source: Zhihu@Failure

The pain of each agricultural student and the loses of graduation is really cut, but it is necessary to talk about which major of agricultural studies is the great grievances. It can only be said that they each have their own misery.

It is very difficult to find a major in animal husbandry to participate in this selection, because -teachers and students always have one on the road, chasing courseware and papers.

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All the teachers and students of animal husbandry said: Xie invited, people are in pigs/cattle/horses/donkeys.

As a group with the highest popularity in agriculture, the animal shepherds must not only accompany their scientific research materials to eat and live, but also bear the stress reactions of some of the large animals in a special period.

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Generally speaking, the difficulty coefficient of aquatic professionalism can be said to be the lowest agricultural.

How can aquatic ER can be held by the fish and shrimp and algae, not to mention that the experimental environment is stable, and it is most likely that it is not easy to "change the damage".

In theory, as long as it is properly prevented, there will be no graduation crisis.

However, in fact, there will be easy agricultural students.

Compared to large animals, the fish and shrimp to come to the land surface laboratory are more fragile.

Not only that, the degree of accumulation of aquatic products is also very high. Not only must we learn to edit the net fishing, but also to kill fish, to withstand the dual burden of psychological and physiological.

If other agricultural majors can still be tragic, then garden artists can't say it.

When someone envious of garden artists can become a dream -making courtyard dream, gardeners who have just returned from the field can only silently thanks in their hearts. The scenery garden specialty has a dream for them to work without going down.

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All in all, the whole garden major is as large as the gardening major of fruits and vegetables and flowers and the landscapes designed by the main landscape.

Simply put, the professional painting design of landscape garden is responsible for construction, and gardening is planted in land.

Many artists who have been confused by their names and inexplicably mixed into the agricultural team are often taught in their first training.

If you want to talk to friends and relatives, you will also say "Study design now and work now?" Zhong closed wheat.

At this time, many Forestry majors who dismissed the major in the major asked in the corner:

"Come to climb the mountain? The whole year is endlessly catching bugs and wrestling."

When an agricultural student tries to engage in the same pit in the same pit, it seems miserable at first glance that no matter what profession is around-