｜ Vientiane of the World ｜ Tractor racer

Author:Foshan Literature Time:2022.08.16

"To be honest, I am more embarrassed than the big lizard at the time. I don't understand what medicine sold in the old man's gourd. This is a suicide gambling contract. He must think my dad is a fool. A short string is more likely to be two. "

Tractor racer

□ Li Haoran

Starting to remember, my dad posted nerves at the frequency of half a year, and each time it caused some misfortunes.

For example, when I was in elementary school, I bought a tractor at home, which was thick and bulky. Everyone knows that the launch of the tractor requires manpower. The key is a Z -shaped joystick. My dad inserts the front end of the joystick into the engine. The back end is held in the hand, the other hand holds the pressure decompression dealer, bent over and lifts. It was the preparation movement before the start of the sumo athletes. （这声“起”的作用曾困扰我许久，以为它蕴含着某种神秘力量，能够使人力气骤增，长大后才明白，它的作用仅限于心理层面的加油鼓劲。）手臂用力， Turn clockwise, from slow to fast, his butt and skulls are also shaking, which is getting faster and faster, as if he has severe epilepsy, but also like a strange dance that the original tribe uses to show witchcraft. At the same time, his face expression is getting more and more exaggerated. With my teeth grinning, my eyes were drumming, and every time I worried that they would spray from my dad's eyes like a shell. Until the head of the dragging machine, he shuddered with a black smoke, and he started to start. My dad pulled out the joystick, handed the machine box cover, and accompanied the tractor to pant for a while to return to normal. The suffering can inspire people's inspiration. Soon after, my dad suddenly thought about it, and he had a high -power second -hand electric drill. Finding the welders Ping Leng cut off the tractor's joystick, left the front end, and welded it on the electric diamond. Joystick. My dad held the electric joystick with both hands and gave a tractor to Yao Wu Yangwei. My dad said ruthlessly: Die, see how I clean up you! The tractor is unmoved. My dad greeted me to help him reduce the pressure dealer. He inserted the joystick into the tractor and pressed the switch. This time, he didn't talk about it. (At that time, the "Green Snake" was hot), with the drag machine gradually groaning, the spell was finished, the tractor started, and my dad took the electric drill proudly. Originally, the plot should be a perfect end to here, but the script was tampered with by Uncle Ping's intention. He was less than two times when welding the joystick. It stirred up the teeth on the engine, and finally screamed out. My dad hugged me and hit the joystick on his back. Slim out, dyed five fingers. The joystick fell to the ground, and seemed to want to escape the responsibility and rolled out. I said, "Dad, what do you hug me, I am short, if you do n’t hug me, the joystick will fly from the top of my head. I ca n’t hit me at all, and you will not be broken." Hey laugh.

For another example, in September, he played chess with Uncle Pi Leng, and the old coach was stretched by a serial cannon with a serial gun. When he jumped up, the red horse flew out of his hand, and he was stunned on the bald and non -bald brain of Pipon, and his head was scheduled on his head. When he boarded his head, he became a rotten tomato. My dad called me and laughed: "Ah, you don't know. At that time, Uncle Pi Leng clicked down, his body shook, and he lay down on the ground. It is among people, and it is artificially breathing — that taste, rushing -later I learned that the turtle son was dizzy, his head was skin trauma, but the fart was not. "I asked:" Uncle Ping Leng didn't compensate you with you to compensate you ? "My dad replied," He dares, this is just tumbling! "Remove revenge.

I thought the task was completed early this year. I don't have to worry about my dad's moth in the next few months. Who knows that by October, my dad has troubled me.

This was a week morning, and I was still sleeping in bed, and I was awakened by a knock on the door. I stumbled to open the door, and the door was tightly blocked with the dark and thick my dad. He was black, and when he arrived at the farmer, he was busy at night and even more dark. He pulled the liberation shoes, carrying a snake skin pocket, squeezing me into the house, and the snake skin pocket threw it at hand. The tiles were loud. I said dad, the resident downstairs. He laughed, "Forget, you said that there is something good about living in the building, and why you have to be careful, for fear of being heard." I said that you are not at home to collect corn. Why did you come to me? He said: "The corn is finished, and give you some fresh corn noodles." I know that the purpose of his coming must be not as simple as the corn noodles. Ask him, "Dad, are you caught again?" He reached out and smiled, or laughed Essence My brain shell is buzzing, afraid of coming, this time it must be a lot of trouble, otherwise he won't come to me, and he will be faked in the name of sending face. I said hard and said, "What's wrong again?" He didn't answer me. "I asked you first, can you get the tank engine?" He sat on the sofa, raised Erlang's legs, and his right hand five fingers rose on the knees one after another. Knocking, leaning head, looking up at 45 degrees, this is the standard posture of the leadership training. I said, "Daddy, my dad, I can't get the tank engine. Do you want the aircraft carrier?" He still laughed, a row of white teeth on his black face, "It's too big, the tractor can't be installed!"

I know that my dad has a lot of strange thoughts in his head. In addition to changing the tractor joystick to an electric joystick, there is another thing that I have been ashamed to people in my life. It is also in elementary school. Before school, the teacher notified that the next day we must wear a red scarf to welcome the inspection of the city leaders. I went home to find a red scarf and couldn't find it. Later, I remembered that I made it into the scarf of the red gap. In order to reflect its realistic effect, I cut it into a broken cloth strip. I had to go to the town to buy me in the town. He said what to buy, wait, and later changed it. After talking about the room, after a while, I really carried a red scarf. I also blame me, I didn't ask in detail, and I didn't check it. The next day, when I arrived at the school, I put on a red scarf. At that time, I was short and sat in the first row. The teacher saw the strangeness at a glance. . "During the class, the classmates surrounded me and visited my red scarf one by one. Someone asked," Is this changed with your mother's pants? "At that time, my mother was still alive. I felt a shame and humiliation. I really wanted to find a ground seam drill in. I went home and threw the red scarf on my dad who was listening to the radio. How? "My dad reached out and wiped the red scarf, hehelly," The eyes are quite sharp, but it is not that your mother's pants are changed, it is mine, this year's life year. "After speaking, he laughed even more presumably, and the white teeth were stunned again. This is always the case. It seems that the world has not been able to make him sorrow, and he doesn't care about it.

His Erlang's legs raised a little bit, "Can't the tank engine get it?" Is this nonsense? I ignored him, he leaned his head on the sofa, and his eyes stared at the chandeliers above his head. "Your second -hand Volkswagen, you have been boasting that it is full of power, how much displacement?" Constchable, fast start, strong power, key to fuel! After speaking, I regret it, I really want to pump myself a big mouth.

"Pull it down and put it on my tractor." His neck was on his knees, his feet hung on the air, and from time to time, he glanced at me with his eyes and observed my response. I said, "Dad, don't you laugh? The tractor is a crotch, the car is pulled, and the car engine is installed on the tractor. Who wearing clothes, burden. "I don't know if he really doesn't understand or understands it. Their generations are bathing and swimming in the ponds.

"The tank engine can't be used. You don't let it be used by the car engine. What should I do? Anyway, you have to give me a platform engine. I don't recognize people in the city. Please give you this." What is this tone? It is clearly the command. I only realized that before what tanks and cars, he was testing me, old man, and using me of war.

"Why do you modify the tractor?" After he entered my rental house for half an hour, I finally talked about the doubts in my heart.

In the autumn harvest, my dad opened a tractor to pull the corn. When passing by a diced intersection, he had a close contact with a BMW who went home to visit relatives. The tractor was unscathed, and BMW broke the left front light, becoming a one -eyed horse. The owner is a young man about thirty, male, shirtless, two lizards on his arms ("Dragon, right?" I said. "My dad emphasized.) The man said to my dad, a car lamp was five thousand Don't want to leave if you can't take it out. My dad got out of the car and said that he was driving normally, just like two people walking against each other, one was hit by the other. On the opposite person. The big lizard (later my dad has always used this to refer to the young man who drove the BMW) by a tractor driver laughing at the weak chicken, very annoyed, and said with his neck, if you were Kadih, Maserati, even if you said, you said I listen to two sentences, you are a tractor, what are you crazy? I bought a fifty tractor in your BMW, and I can spare me a few three jumps. My dad said that the night pot used by Qin Shihuang is more expensive. Why don't you open the street? The big lizard felt that his personality was insulted, and he wanted to hit my dad. My dad saw that the other party brightened, and he was not polite. Become a crotch. The young man's prawns curled up a few rolls on the ground, and got up and told my dad that the gentleman's mouth didn't start. My dad said that it was a hypocritical gentleman. The young man said that it is not possible to forget it. You should have to pay for the lamp. My dad wants to take the name for his tractor, saying that you can pay the lights, how much money it should be, but you can't look down on my tractor, and look down on my tractor, just look down on the person of my tractor. The big lizard shook his head and said, "I really don't look down on your tractor. My car can really buy your fifty tractors. Besides, obviously you look down on my car first and say it is thin. My dad laughed. Compared with my tractor, it was thin and soft, and it was so blind. The young man does not fight in one place, uncle, you are fighting, except for pulling food, but not a tractor, where is my car hundreds of times stronger than tractors, whether it is speed, safety, comfort ... My dad interrupts him. You said, what is your best skill in this car? The big lizard said, run fast! As soon as my dad waved his hand, let's compare, see who runs fast. The young man is a little embarrassed, or more than a car? My dad said that it is more than a person to bully you, just a car. My tractor is faster than your BMW. If your BMW won, I will double you lights, 10,000 yuan, if my tractor win You can't get money. The young man's nostrils fluttered, uncle -who are you looking down on? Not to mention, if you win my BMW, I will find you 10,000! What about playing? The two hung on the hook, and five days later, on the road of the village of our village, they were higher. To be honest, I am even more stunned than the big lizard at the time. I don't understand what medicine I sold in the gourd in the old man. This is a suicide gambling contract. He must think that my dad is a fool. A string is more likely to be two. I am a little bit embarrassed now. You said he was stupid. When I was a kid, I wouldn't have any questions. When I asked him, he could tell me the correct answer. It's no exception this time.

I clearly told him that the price of a high -power diesel engine is more than 5,000. It is best to change the gearbox together if you change the engine. In this way, the cost is nearly 10,000, and a BMW car light. If the car can buy fifty tractors, the lights really need five thousand. I didn't intend to convince him. What he decided, nine -headed cows could not be pulled back. He wouldn't ask him if he tossed himself. This time, I was a bit too much.

"Dad," I tried to persuade him to turn back. "Don't be stubborn, meaningless, you can directly lose the lights and save money. You want to use a tractor to win the BMW, I'm telling the truth, it's not realistic." I try to say as much as possible. It's a bit euphemistic, but my dad is still angry with me. His right -handed index finger dances like a chopped kitchen knife. "This is impossible, that's impossible, then don't do anything. How do you run the rabbit? "I know, I said everything again, so I changed my clothes, washed, and said to him," Go, buy an engine! "

I think my dad must find my relationship with Zhang Dali on my head.

My friend Zhang Dali opened a second -hand auto trading center in Beihuan. The cars, trucks, and trucks collected by the South China Sea were assembled. Do the beauty before selling. From the inside to the outside, in addition to painting, it will also change accessories. My second -hand Volkswagen was bought from him. He promised me that you can drive this car, even if you scrap it, it can't be scrapped. In the trust of my friends, I did not hesitate to mention the car. In the second month, the lights suddenly became blind. He said that the original light was too dark or broken, and it was just a LED. The first half of the reversing image in the third month is still displayed normally. The second half of the flower screen has a mosaic like an island elementary school movie. That is to say, it can be seen by the other. The meaning of existence. I went to him again, and he said that it must be that I took the water road, causing the line to enter the water. I said I bought a car, not a boat, and found the water on my own? Anyway, I changed it for free, but the price was to ask him to eat barbecue and spent 38. I searched on Taobao afterwards. A reversing image camera was also dozens of dollars. I scold myself, just cheap, and open Taobao? My dad and I came to the Auto Trade Center at eight o'clock in the morning. Zhang Dali was still lying on a truck rear seat as a spring dream. The reason why it was determined to be the spring dream is because I saw the small tent who saw his crotch. Essence I stunned him, and he stared at me. After a long time, he gathered consciousness. He pushed me away and said, "Is it again? Are you driving or a car? How can you do something every day?" I said, "Your uncle, This time it was not a car repair, it was to send you business. "He jumped off the cab, stepped on half of the bricks on the ground, and his feet were stunned. The plane dived out a few meters away. ? "I said it was not buying a car, buying an engine, and said at the corner of my mouth, and then he flew up at Zhang Zhang. Zhang Dali glanced around the truck around two meters high, 16 meters long, and shot my dad from time to time with his hands, and immediately understood my intention. There are all! "If my dad was not present, I would definitely fly up and kick the plastic friendship between me and Zhang Dali. I heard my dad Hong Liang's voice came from behind the buttocks, "On the truck, high horsepower! Is there?" Zhang Dali immediately responded, "Uncle, yes, this car, 360 horsepower, double -cylinder, double -cylinder, double -cylinder, double -cylinder, double -cylinder, double -cylinder, double -cylinder , Stable starting, full of power ... "My dad couldn't wait for him to finish, and asked," Can you install it on the tractor? "This time came from the left side of the truck. I cough softly, Zhang Dali turned my eyes, and ignored it, saying, "Uncle, no problem, let alone a tractor, it's a bicycle, you put it for you!" Zhang Dali, begging you to be an individual. My dad said, "Okay, I will be reliable as soon as you look at your young man. The uncle will give it to you." It was said that people had turned from the other side of the front of the car and stood in front of Zhang Dali. Zhang Dali smiled, "Uncle, you can rest assured. But what do you do on the tractor to install a truck engine?" So my dad took Zhang Dali, and the two stood in the shadow of the truck. After repeating it, Zhang Dali nodded frequently. After my dad finished speaking, Zhang Dali touched his chin and said, "Uncle, to make sure to win the game, in addition to changing the engine, you have to change the tire, gearbox, fuel tank, steering wheel, The instrument panel, rearview mirror, navigation ... "I was busy interrupting Zhang Dali," Navigation is not necessary? "My dad said," You shut up. "My dad is like a fat that actively send himself into the tiger mouth. sheep. Zhang Dalihara overflowed the corner of his mouth, and he was working hard. He said: "I will try to save us as much as possible under the premise of ensuring that they are all lost, and then I will send my uncle to a set of paint paint!" My dad shakes Zhang Dali with Zhang Dali. His hands, thanked him, Zhang Dali said, "What a polite, what do I have to do with Hao Ran? His father is my father!" Zhang Dali Zhang Dali, I can see you through you, right?

Before the transaction, my dad asked the last question. "Hercules, you don't have to make a joystick when you change the engine?" At the moment he asked the question, I knew that everything had become a foregone conclusion.

Zhang Dali opened the box and pulled my dad and my dad and the engine gearbox fuel tire tire steering wheel instrument panel disassembly removed from the truck. With all accessories plus together, Zhang Dali opened only 9,000. After a polite bargaining, the price was finally set at 7,22. With my understanding of Zhang Dali, he would never do a loss of money, so I was doubtful about the truck of the truck. I asked him, "How much did you collect the truck?" He took the steering wheel in one hand, took off the buttocks of the filter from the corner of the mouth, sandwiched between the two fingers, and popped up. Outside the window, "Eight Mao and One Pound." It looked chic like a pony in the movie.

On the township road, we encountered a team of traffic police. It is said that it was a cross -provincial joint investigation and went deep into the village and towns. Fortunately, Zhang's strong procedures are complete, and there is no drunk driving.

It was two o'clock in the afternoon when we got home. My dad faces them like inspection leaders, from beginning to end, then from the end to the beginning, and finally stands in front of the engine. Serve the people! "

There is no doubt that Zhang Hou will shoulder the heavy responsibility of modified tractors. He takes the toolbox from the car and put on the white cotton line labor insurance gloves that were originally white and now contaminated into gray. The mobile phone was called, he took off his right hand gloves and took out the phone to answer, "Hey, Hey!" It sounded loudly, "What? Okay, I will go back right away." I thought about it, this guy was going to run, and it was true, sure enough, it,, it was true that, it was true that, it was true that, it was true that, it was true that, it was true, and it was true that, it was true that it was true. He hung up the phone and said to my dad with an apology: "Uncle, I'm really sorry, the shop is busy, the guy can't cope, I have to go back." I said, "After changing it." , I'll go back first and come back after processing. "I know that I can't expect him anymore. My dad poured the atmosphere and said, "If you have something to do, modify me, I am still afraid that you will not change your mind!" Zhang Dali put down the toolbox, and pulled out two barrels of self -spray paint from under the seat, and handed it to me. Dad, I said, "This is the full car you sent?" He smiled. After Zhang Dali left, my dad squatted at the front of the tractor for a while, and lowered his head and wrote and painted on the ground. I asked him a few questions. He had no response. For a long time, he stood up, waved the screwdriver, and began to dissect the tractor. After disassembling the engine, he greeted me to set up a handle. The two of us carried the old engine together and put it next to the new engine -the new engine was larger than the old engine. The fuel tank, the water tank, and the steering wheel were removed in turn, and they were busy on the top of the Fangxi locust tree. There was only one bare frame left on the tractor. My dad wiped his sweat, and he added a camouflage on his face -he now looks like the leader of the primitive tribe. I said, "It's dark, do it tomorrow." He said, "Yes."

My dad didn't wash his face. He ate something simply, and stayed in front of the tractor. Look at it, touch there, the score in his hand, and his mouth in his mouth. I mentioned the flashlight, followed, stood behind him, stared at him silently, and gave him lighting. I know, no matter how persuading, he will not let go of his work. His brain must be operating at a speed, and parts of the parts from brain cells to dragging locomotive racks, put it on, screwed, and tightened. About an hour, my dad patted his hand, "it!" In his mind, in his mind A huge modification project was announced. The following is practical exercise. I can't complete the strength of him alone. I have to come forward in his cry several times to help, so that I am oily, pumping my nose, and the smell of diesel, deep into the five internal organs. It took more than two hours to install the engine, because the engine volume of the back -equipped engine was almost doubled than the original engine. It was not adapted to the frame. My dad had to barely fix it on the frame and pinch it with your hands with your hands. Well, very firm, my dad nodded with satisfaction. He patted his hands, and his hands flew in the flashlight light. "Take it!" He said. I heard the amnesty, and ran to the bathroom like a rabbit, quickly picked myself, stood in the water curtain, and flushed the diesel smell on my body. When I took a shower, my dad was still in front of the tractor. I looked at the time and it was one in the morning. I said, "Dad, it's time to sleep." He said, "Sleep." My eyelids were fighting, I couldn't care about him, and went to sleep.

The next day I was awakened by the voice of Ding Ding in the courtyard, opened the curtain and looked out the window, and saw my dad put in the morning light, and turned around around the tractor. I got up, put on my clothes, and rushed to the yard. My dad hugged the fuel tank and moved down. The movement was similar to that I raised a barbell in the gym. I said, "Dad, what are you doing?" He put down the fuel tank and said, "I still can't install it, the frame is too small." Put down the fuel tank, turn out the door, and I chase it. I saw his two legs swing back and forth It seems that it does not touch the ground. The pants tube pulls the knees, a piece of socks on the ankle, and walked straight to the alley. I called him, "Dad." He did not hear, and the figure was beside the alley. Flash and disappear.

My dad committed more ill again, just like when I was in junior high school, I met a problem. He thought to me in the middle of the night. Later, I fell asleep and he was still pondering. When I woke up, I saw him under the head of the hen nest, blushing his eyes, and writing and drawing on his book. In the end, he fell and cursed, "The person who comes out is really a mix!" That day my dad went to school with me, and accused the teacher of making a mistake in front of the classmates. This is another unbearable memory.

One hour later, my dad returned, and at the same time brought Uncle Ping, Uncle Pyong rode on a three -jump, and the three jumps pulled the welding machine cutting machine and there were several iron keels that had three rounds of three rounds. Uncle Pi Leng was originally a slim and straight person. He was bent on the back of the age, and he was used to crossing his hands behind his buttocks. It looked like a circular rule walking. Uncle Pi Leng held a half -cigarette roll, probably his eyes, squeezing one eye, and his face was full of wrinkles. He said, "What nerves do your dad send?" At one end, it is placed on the ground, I said, "Isn't this a commonplace?" Uncle Ping said, "Don't grow anymore, it's over the sky." My dad came over to move the welding machine and said to Uncle Pilo. : "Seeing it, it is a simple job, which is to widen the dragging locomotive rack," the big hand waved on the yard full of accessories. " I am doing this job. "My dad reached out to pat the humpback of Uncle Pi Len," You can change your tractor with the same time, and the result is almost changed to a blood drip. " Make sure to complete the task successfully. "My dad said," What should I do when I get out of the fork? "Uncle Ping said," Then you can open my scoop with a chess piece! "The emotions of the two became more and more loud, and the modification scene became an oath conference. 5

My dad and Uncle Pinmo kept the pile of broken copper iron every day. In the evening, I fried two dishes for their older brothers. My dad took out the liquor I brought back during the New Year. Alas, Uncle Pi Leng went home. On the morning of the third day, a tractor with a truck of a truck had begun to take shape and only changed the tire. However, when purchasing tires, my dad and I ignored a problem. The tractor's tires were small and large, and the four tires unloaded on the truck were consistent in size and could not be installed on the tractor at all. I said, "Otherwise, it can be easily won by BMW with this engine." I said it violated. My true idea is that even if the tire is changed, the tractor will not win BMW. My dad said, "That's not okay, the tire must be changed, Liu Xiang runs fast? You can't get the gold medal for him to wear a pair of small shoes." After that, let me call Zhang Dali and connect. My dad took the phone Grab in the past, "Very strong, you have to trouble you for a trip, the tire of the tractor is small and big, I now put the rear puppet, is there any way to get in front?" , Say to me, "You friend is reliable!"

Near noon, my dad had just changed the tire (the tractor at this time looked like a giant baby with a high butt), and Zhang Dali opened the box and stopped in front of my house. He jumped out of the car, opened the car door, and rolled two car tires from the inside. He said: "I checked it on the Internet. These two tires are exactly worthy of the tractor with the previous truck tires." My dad was holding Zhang Dali. The shoulder, praised: "I said," I said that Hao Ran was looking for a girlfriend, and the vision of making friends was first -class. "Zhang Dali patted his chest and said," Uncle, Hao Ran's thing is my business. "

I have eaten Chinese rice -there are two or two wines, Zhang Dali helps my dad to change the tire, and the tractor is nearly one meter higher than the original. Zhang Dali resigned, my dad said, "What go and go, live today." Zhang Dali said: "No uncle, there is something in the store." My dad said, "You drink, I have checked it recently." Zhang He spit out his tongue, "Look at my brain, forgot this stubble, and when I came, I really met the traffic police." Zhang Dali was left by my dad, which means that I must have this shameless at night. Sleeping a bed, I glanced at him, he was also looking at me, and he rushed to spit out his tongue. I scolded the fool, holding back the impulse of his buttocks.

The tractor was renovated, and the original chassis lid could not be used. Uncle Pi Lang voluntarily dragged a white iron skin from the home, the size was good, the painting was launched, the cutting machine welcomed some, and the tractor put on a new clothes. Zhang Dali held two buckets of self -spray paint and opened the bow on the tractor left and right. The tractor became a red and blue Optimus Prime, which was shining in the sun. In the end, there was a little red paint. My dad said that he could not waste and sprayed a red lightning on the blue front.

Uncle Ping said, "Power!"

My dad said, "Domineering!"

Zhang Dali said, "Niubi!"

I said in my heart: "Three neuropathy!"

The tractor stands, silent.

Zhang Dali urged my dad: "Uncle, try to get angry!" My dad rubbed his hands and walked to the driving position of the tractor. He pointed to a green button next to the gear rod, "Start it with one button?" Zhang Dali nodded. My dad stretched out a finger and aimed at the start -up key. Put it on the button, force, the tractor pant, spit out a row of smoke circles from the cigarette tube, and started. My dad nodded: "The sound is so crispy." Zhang Dali patted his head and thought of what, "I still have a table sound on the car, put it on, drive the tractor to listen to rock, how strong!" Rock! Noisy, listen to Hebei Xunzi, Zhenmen Chop! "He was completely confused by Zhang Dali, and he had moved the idea of destroying his relatives. Zhang Dali went to the car to move the sound. I pulled him and said, "Do you want money?" He dumped me, "What money is not money, give you a cost price, two hundred and five!" Nice, give you two hundred and sixth! "In the audio installation, there was no Hebei Xunzi, a water rock, and finally found the first" Beijing One Night ", my dad said," It's it, it is tasteful. "In the evening, I am Dad made a celebration banquet, and bought the chicken to smoke the intestine pork head from the small sales department, and drank the last two bottles of white wine. The tractor kept growing up rock music. "Lonely people are shameful", "naked", "killing the Shijiazhuang" ... until the neighbor smashed the wall, Zhang Dali turned off the sound. Lying on the bed, I asked Zhang Dali: "You said that the tractor can really win the BMW?" Zhang Dali said, "Is it important? The old man is happy."

In the early morning of the next day, my dad called me and Zhang Dali, saying that I would test drive, and I had to play BMW with my second -hand public, and ran a circle on the spot to achieve "everything". Zhang Dali and I got up, washed my face, and drank the porridge. My dad had launched a tractor. He sat on the driver and sat on his waist, holding his steering wheel, his eyes stared at the front -yes My living room, at this time I was standing at the door of the living room and brushing his teeth. I looked at him trembling, and I was afraid he would step on the accelerator. The silver rectangular sound hangs next to the co -pilot, like a long mouth, and is singing hard. "No longer believes, believe in what the truth, no longer recalls, what is the past, now I am not the past ..." My dad is in the singing voice After leaving the gods, then hanging the gear, the tractor began to move, my dad hit the steering wheel, the tractor turned around, and I tuned several times, and finally opened to the gate. Unexpected things happened. My dad turned off the sound, jumped off the tractor, and scolded, "I fuck!"

The tractor top is on the door frame and can't go out at all. The tractor is about half a meter wider than the door. Zhang Dali and I looked at each other. My dad poured the tractor into the courtyard expressionlessly. I asked him, "What to do?" After a while, he patted the steering wheel with a big hand and said, "Living people can make urine clutter to death. ? Disassembled the wall! "I tried to discourage:" What should I do if the wall is demolished at home? "My dad raised his voice," Unless he remembers your mother's ashes! "Well, dismantle the wall.

Remove the door, my dad picked up the pick, Ding Ding Dong Chong, the bricks were raised, some fell on the ground, and some fell to my dad's head. Zhang Dali and I hid in the house and watched my dad and a wall fight across the glass. Zhang Dali said, "I admire your dad's spirit." I said, "To make it clear, is it spiritual or nervous?" He said, "You say your dad, I said no, after all, the blood is thicker than that of the blood. Water. "I am alas. Sobble with him, the courtyard loudly, and then a durted smoke rose to see my dad. The two of us ran out, one shouting uncle, and one shouting dad. I saw my dad's figure appeared from the dust and smoke, and gradually became clear. He held the Holy head in front of us with his hands, and he was covered with a layer of gray cream. I said, "Dad, it's okay?" He grinned, and his teeth were stuck with gray, "Damn, scare me."

The wall finally couldn't bear to endure the humiliation of my dad, and he was indignant, collapsed halfway from it, and the other half was crumbling. We crossed the broken bricks of the full courtyard and opened a passage that could be able to enter and exit with tractors. My dad jumped onto the tractor and said, "Let's go, don't delay time." Zhang Dali retreated and insisted on returning to the county seat. Strong. When I left, Zhang Dali said, "Uncle, I'm optimistic about you." There was a thumbs up from the window. My dad said, "Go you, poverty!"

My dad was driving a tractor in front. I drove a second -hand public in the back, shaken all the way, went through the streets and went to the village entrance. I met a few acquaintances in the meantime. Don't answer. He parked the tractor in front of the village entrance, pointed at the smooth asphalt road in front of him, and said, "This road is provincial, just just repaired last year." I said I knew this. He also said: "About two kilometers forward, there is a right -handed fork, paved green bricks, uneven roads, big pit connecting small pits, most of our village land is on both sides of that road." I said this me I know. He continued: "I want to repair the road in the village, I have applied to the superiors for a long time, and I haven't approved it yet. You don’t know?" I shook my head. He said, "This brick road is almost two kilometers. The brick road, turn right to the right, is a soil road, both sides of the sandy land, what kind of deserted and so on. Later, the large area was idle. No one was farming, there were no pedestrians, no pedestrians, and no pedestrians. When people build roads, when it is not raining, the road is quite flat. This road is slightly longer, about five kilometers, and then the junction of our village and Liangzhuang. The bumps will be stronger when the car runs up. There are two kilometers of the limestone road. After the running, it reaches the asphalt road again, and runs three kilometers to the starting point. The whole journey is about 14 kilometers. "I couldn't help admiring," Dad, you have a long time ago Is the survey? "My dad said:" Lao Tzu never fights without preparation. The mileage may not be accurate, and it is not a big number. "I said," Then you have to be sure? "My dad smiled mysteriously:" I dare not say, do everything, and listen to the destiny. "At that time, I couldn't understand the intention of my dad at all, and I was praying to how he suddenly became so open -minded. I didn't realize it until the next day. Master. We both stopped the tractor and the car side by side, and each mobilized the car. My dad said, "You can now think of yourself as a gangster who kills the goods, and there is a police car chasing you wildly. What do you do? "I rushed him to an OK gesture and said," Don't worry, how fast, how fast, how fast. "

I took my best on the asphalt road. I dropped the tractor for at least 500 meters. I got on the brick track. The car was bumpy twice. My five internal organs almost came out of my throat. Catch up a little. When I arrived at Tu Road, the road surface was a lot flat. I saw the dust from the rear mirror and drowned the tractor. At first I could see the contour of the tractor. Later, the shadow could not be seen. When I got the limestone road, I slowed again. When the tractor appeared in the rearview mirror, I hung up a fluffy throttle, the engine was hissing, the tail was turbulent, but the speed did not accelerate. When I drove on the asphalt road, the tractor had already caught up, and finally dragging the locomotive head crossing my window. My dad turned his head and looked at me and whistled at me.

In the end, my dad won with a weak advantage. His arms were on the steering wheel of the tractor, and the smile on his face was suppressed in the outer wrinkles. : "Did you let me make me intentionally?" I said, "How is it possible, it's really not as good as anyone!"

In the afternoon, I used an excuse to go out to walk, secretly put the iron puppets erected at the door of the toilet on the public, drove straight to the ring village road, reached the middle of the muddy road, stopped the car, picked up the hardness of the iron pupa, tried the hardness of the road, dug it up, and dug it up. A little strenuous. This is the damage that Zhang Dali left before leaving. He said that the light is competing, and the tractor cannot win BMW. Even if it is a tractor configured by a truck, he can only come out with a little bit. I thought about it, and felt that what he said was reasonable. I couldn't do it on the BMW car, so I could only do it on the road. Digging a ditch, the tractor tires are large, the chassis is high, and it is over. BMW will be trapped in ten or nine, and even if you ca n’t get in, you will support it. One ditch is not insurance, then there are two.

The weather in late autumn was still cool and pleasant in the morning. There was no cloud in the sky. In the afternoon, a cloud of black clouds were covered, almost over the top of the person, and the air became sultry. On both sides of the wasteland, there was a pile of thatched civet balls west of the west. At this time, it was nailed to the ground, as if having a root. Half of the ditch was dug, and I had sweat, and the collar was soaked by sweat. I just stopped at the railway. The rock of a tractor came from the distance. When I looked up, I saw my dad's tractor. Green brick road turned on the mud road.

In the impression, my dad rarely scolded me, let alone fight. The most serious one was my early love. The teacher saw me and a girl kissed and reported to my dad. My dad raised my slap at me. After all, I was not willing to start. Essence He asked me where I had developed with the girl, and I said that I touched her lips. My dad said, what else? I said that I haven't touched it elsewhere. My dad breathed a sigh of relief, and his stiff body softened, as if he had removed a heavy burden. He said, what happened to you and girls, see that I don't interrupt your legs. In the past few years, when I was still lonely, my dad turned his tone when I was still alone. He said, can he get back a girl? I said that people are unwilling to have me and me. He said, fool, you won't cook raw rice mature rice?

This time, my dad was abnormal. He jumped off the tractor, scolded the tiller in his mouth, and sacrificed a flying kick under his feet. If you are playing, I may break my son. Fortunately, I responded in a timely manner. On one side, his feet flew over with my buttocks. I heard a flutter, and then my dad was so painful. He fell into the ditch I dug. I helped him up from the ditch. His forehead broke a layer of skin, and the thin blood was embellished with the dot of the stars. While I brushed the dust on him, I said, "Dad, you are doing this dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry, you are dry. What? "He scolded and said," There is no you, I think about some crooked ideas, and fill in the pit! "His eyes stared at Saisai, and it seemed that it was really angry. I promised to hold him to the roadside of the road, he sat down and rubbed his right ankle. I filled out the pit, stepped on it, and looked back at my dad. He had stood up, tried to move his steps, just took a step, and sat back to the monopoly and continued to rub his ankle. I said, "Dad, what are you?" He said, "Stone your feet." I said, "Can you still drive?" His right leg was lifted, and he bounced twice and said, "It should be okay. "The two hands were on the ground, stretched their bodies, stood up with their left foot, jumped to the tractor with one leg, grabbed the steering wheel, dragged themselves to the tractor driver's seat, pressed the start button, and howling the tractor whispered lowly. , Step on the left foot, hang the gear, loosen the clutch, light the throttle with the right foot, and the tractor starts slowly. He pursed his lips, blowing out a long whistle, saying, "Yes, no problem." He left me, all the way, and drove away with a tractor. In the evening, the sky was getting stuffy, and the people couldn't get angry. I fried a garlic moss to take a cucumber. From the small sales department, I took a pack of ice beer. Zhang Luo drank my dad. The tractor said, "Don't drink today, you will play tomorrow, you have to be sober." I said, "The whole beer is not hindered." He shook his head and asked me suddenly, "Do you say that the tractor is afraid of rain? "I said," Don't you all cover it? "He said," What about it? "I said," It's okay in a short time. "He said," That's OK. "

In the early morning of the next day, I was woken up by urine at six o'clock. I went to the toilet. The sky was still dark. My dad's room was lit, and I pushed the door gently, and found that my dad was sitting on the bed, looking down at his right ankle. His ankle was red and swollen, like a bread. I rolled out iodine and cotton swabs from the cabinet and handed it to my dad. He glanced at me and said, "That's sterilization, there is a fart!" God saw him for the first time. I tried to comfort him: "Then we are not comparable, he can find a home?" I said, "No!" I said, "He knows our address?" He said, "That goes down I don't know. "I said," That's not so, why not? We are not intentional, nor admitted, and it is really up to it. No one can do it. " Enlightenment: "Otherwise, I will wait for him to tell him that you have a stomach, and you ca n’t play. At most we pay him the lights." His eyes moved away from the ankle, looked at me, and his eyes exuded. With strange glory: "Yes! Father and son soldiers! I can't step on the throttle, you can step on! Let's cooperate, you are my right foot, only responsible for stepping on the throttle!" This old man is just a ghost, I want to persuade again He drew a semi -circular with both hands in the air, intersecting on his chest, and made a slap. , Early, go after eating meals. "He said," What kind of meal? We must not run in first? "

My dad changed to the Tang costume that I bought to him during the New Year. The jujube was red, with large and small blessings embroidered on it. At first, he was too bright and never worn. The hair was also dipped in water, and he was worked backwards. I put my sunglasses on his face and said, "I say you are my brother." He smiled, and the white teeth shone. I put him on a tractor, he took the main driving, I took the co -driver, started the tractor, he said, "Open." I stepped on the accelerator, too hard, the tractor leaned forward, and the fire was turned off. Urgent, come again. "

The two of us stumbled to the tractor under the village entrance. There were several cars, vans, and trucks passing by. I didn't see BMW. My dad asked me, "What time?" I looked at the watch, "seven o'clock." He said: "At about eight o'clock, and forty -five minutes, we can run two laps first." After running the first lap, we have found some tacit understanding. He issued "light", "heavy", "loose" password , I execute it accurately. After running the second lap, I seemed to be his right foot, and we cooperated with seamless clothes. I stopped the car, my dad asked me again, "7.50." He said, "Wait for the meeting, will the big lizards come?" I said, "I may be afraid to lose to the tractor and shame. "He said," Losing to a tractor shame, you don't lose face to me. "" Yes, yes. "I echoed.

At eight o'clock, BMW hasn't arrived yet. The rain fell first, and Da Da knocked on the tractor chassis cover to play the drum. The sound is getting more and more dense, and a flowing flower splashed on the chassis cover. My dad said, "The weather forecast is quite accurate, put on the raincoat." I expanded the raincoat and said, "You wear it." He is not humble, "That's OK." Cracking on the raincoat, rebounded, and my shirt was wet. He looked at me and said, "No problem?" I suddenly had a good relationship and said, "I'm young, it's okay!" A black car chopped Cut the rain curtain on the face, a sudden brake in front of the tractor, splashed a water knife, hit the tractor with my dad, broken, and flew around. The blue -and -white "BMW" circular car in the front of the car is dazzling, and the left car lights break through a hole, and the hole is glass. The window shakes down, showing a vast white face and a flowing arms. I whispered, "Dad, that's really a dragon, not a lizard." My dad said, "It must be able to go to genius as a dragon, and the lizard on the ground." The big lizard said, "Two people?" My dad said, " We are a professional team, this is my pilot. "The big lizard sneered," Do you pull bricks? "My dad said," It's a mule or a horse. " Speaking, I am really a horse, BMW. "My dad said," I can't win the game with my mouth, we will compare it. "The big lizard leaned his lips, raised the window, turned around, and stopped with the tractor.

My dad started a tractor and said to me, "Open the audio." I pressed the sound button, and the tractor yelled while shuddering: "I want to eliminate with you and run towards the most distant town ..." My dad shook his shoulders on his shoulders and staged left and right with the music left and right. I wiped the rain on my face, hanged the stall, waved my hand, shouted, "Heavy!" I stepped on the throttle to the end, the tractor pulled the rainwater, and slipped out of the asphalt road like the sea surface. BMW slowly started behind us and suddenly accelerated, instantly surpassed a tractor. My dad raised the steering wheel, and the rain rolled down his cheeks, and the sunglasses slipped onto the nose, revealing his eyes. The speed birth of the two rows of the road galloping behind us, the rain arrows shot on the face, painful, I looked at the dashboard, the pointer trembled, and swayed between 60 and 70. The BMW car is getting farther and farther away from us, and I only see a black fog and two red taillights. I said, "Dad, this is not possible." My dad was so good, "What is urgent? - ——" I pine the throttle, he shifted, "heavy!" By 80.

"Dedication to the brilliant city behind me, we pay the price for this dream ..."

The BMW car turned into the blue brick road, and I was hard under my feet, but unfortunately the throttle was at the bottom. When the tractor drove to the blue brick road, the distance between us and BMW was a bit closer. My dad hummed his nose, as if everything was in his master. My dad dumped his head, shook the rain on his hair, stared at BMW, and said: "Five, Four, Three, Two, One ..." BMW seemed to hear the instructions, suddenly tremble After twisting three or four times, it was difficult to correct it. The distance was a little closer. The BMW car has been on the green brick road several times, and the tractor approaches further.

"I want to bring you elopement, to be the happiest person, don't be sad anymore, I see hope ..."

On the muddy road, the BMW car is close at hand. My dad said, "This is our opportunity." Two arms straight, holding the steering wheel tighter. The BMW tire rotated difficulties, and the mud was rotated. Suddenly, the body was crooked. It was tied towards the wasteland on the side of the road. The tractor sang "Do you still have the courage, as I leave ..." Passing with BMW and throwing it behind. I turned around and only saw BMW's lonely lights open, and a group of silt was rolled up behind the car. I wiped my face and said loudly, "Dad, are you okay?" My dad laughed: "How can you fight your hometown?" I said, "You know it will rain today ? "My dad said:" Spring plowing and autumn harvest, isn't the weather most concerned about the weather? The weather in the week is mastering. "I was excited," So you deliberately set the game time after the rainy rain? "My dad just was just Laughing, not talking.

When the rain was exhausted, I slowly rest, and I gradually let go of the throttle. The tractor sang another song "I watched the snow fluttering in the cold night today, with the cool heart fossa drifting away, chasing in the wind and rain ..." My dad looked at the dashboard, and the pointer was set to 60. His elbow on my elbow, "Don't relax, haven't reached the end." I said, "So deep mud, he can't catch up." Dad's roar: "Heavy!" I pressed the right foot conditions on the accelerator, and the tractor shook again, banging Mercedes -Benz forward.

After a while, I heard the horn whistling behind me, and the BMW car full of mud flickered across the tractor, throwing a mud idea with my dad. I scolded, "I fuck!" The throttle couldn't help but let go. My dad said, "Heavy!" I was a little discouraged. "It's time to get to the asphalt road, and I can't catch up." My dad said, "Heavy! Heavy!" I stepped on the accelerator again, and my heart sank with the throttle.

"Still free to sing my song forever, walk all thousands of miles ..."

After getting on the asphalt road, the field of vision became open, and the sun exposed half of the shameful face from the residual dark clouds. The road surface seemed to splash oil and glowed. I jumped up from the co -pilot and shouted, "Dad, look!" My dad said, "See." The BMW car stopped not far from the intersection, a police car next to it, the big lizard was red ears and two The traffic police in the uniform were negotiated. When he saw the tractor, he jumped his feet and pointed at my dad and said, "Uncle Police, this old man, you have to race with me, otherwise how can I be speeding?" My dad took the car. "My dad took the car After stopping at the police car, he said, "Comrade Police, I test it, we are indeed a car!" A traffic policeman looked up at my dad and waved, "Go, what is chaotic?" My dad shook his head and said : "Light!" I tapped the throttle and the tractor slowly started. I said, "Dad, are you here?" My dad put the steering wheel in his hand, ignored me, and walked out for a while. My dad said, "Stop." I asked, "What's wrong?" My dad said, "Wait for a big lizard." I thought he remembered 10,000 yuan's bets, and could not help but look forward to it. It is also convenient for a dish, at most six thousand, there are 4,000 left. My mobile phone is a bit stuck. The handset seems to have a problem. Listening to others seems to be a power -on. I don’t buy it well. Just give me three thousand. One thousand you buy some delicious one by yourself. "My dad said," Rolling the calf, not winning yet, this time the traffic police officer was stirred, and the big lizard would definitely not be convinced. " I thought about what, raised my head for a while, and said to me, "The dog field in the town is quite spacious.

Originally contained in "Foshan Literature", No. 9, 2022

Editor in charge: Shi Xin (mailbox: [email protected]))

[About the author] Li Haoran, male, after the 80s, from Cangzhou, Hebei, his works are scattered in "Beijing Literature", "Urban", "Short Story", "Bowing", "Writer Heaven and Earth", "Little Novel Monthly" and other journals.